[Merged] Just for Laughs

[crazy_chiq]

Buahahaha.. you're crazier than i am!

Nice one

[the_wildthing]

Why Men Are Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures!?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood, ALL the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

[5Speed]

hehehe nice one....

[Elroi]

I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I have had nothing to play with...

[hens]

[ILuvDetailing]

nyahahahaha!!!

[crazy_chiq]

nice one! kulit!

[driller]

nyahhaaaaaaaaaaaa

[the_wildthing]

Eto totoong nangyari kahapon sa Chowking Exportbank Plaza.

Customer: Nagdedeliver ba kayo within the building?

Asst.Mgr/Supervisor: Basta walking distance po.

Customer: (Ano daw?) Sarcastic E kung mag eelevator puwede?

[BlueBimmer]

haha di ko alam cno ang tanga ung customer or manager hahaha

[the_wildthing]

Natatawa nga yung customer sa sagot, kaya sarcastic sya... Dapat yata "E kung sasakay ng elevator?"

Note: Di po ako yan. Hehe

[FLiPMaRC]

A guy walks into a bar with a monkey.

He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron.

"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!"

[niky]

hahahahahahhahahahahhahahhhahahahaha....

that's sick.

[BlueBimmer]

dpat sa 'just for fun' thread ito hehe

[karlbo]

hahaha

[silver_corolla]

hehe....

[Alpha_One]

Lol!

[FLiPMaRC]

Wife comes home early find her husband in bed with a strange woman.
She says, "That's it, I'm leaving & never coming back."
He says, "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation?"
She shrugs & says, "Fine, let's hear your story. This had better be
good!"

He says, "Well, I'm driving along the street, when I see this young
lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy & crying. I took pity on
her & asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house.
She climbed into my truck & I brought her home. She took a shower, I
gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore, the silk blouse &
slacks that I bought you 2 years ago that you wore once, the $150 Nike
running shoes you bought & wore only twice.
I gave her some of the roast beef in the fridge, that you never
served me. Then I showed her to the door. She was so grateful, for
all these things, she thanked me profusely & as she was about to leave she turned around & asked me . . . . .
"Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"

[BlueBimmer]

hahaha!

[papao]

eto nanyari sakin. ...sa isang resto sa araneta ave.hehe

after ma ask ng waitress un food namin ng gf ko ask nya ako kung wat un drinks namin,
sabi ko miss bottomless iced tea..so after nya kunin lahat ng order namin ask nya ako kung take out daw ba...tawa na lng ako sabi ko syempre dine in(hehe pano kaya un bottomless iced tea pag take out???)

tapos e2 sa parking naman sa simnahan sa may amin ang kulit ng bata, sabi sir bantay po ng parking ...sabi ko wala namn bubuhat palabas ng sasakyan ko bakit mo bantayan.hehe tahimik lng un bata..buti nde gnasgasan un kotse ko