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  1. Join Date
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    #1
    VIRGIN MALE on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what to do.
    > > MOM: Put your biggest thing on her hairiest thing.
    > > SON: OK. I got my nose in her armpit. Now what?


    > > OLD MAN: Can you give me an erection?
    > > FAITH HEALER: I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I can
    even cure cancer, but I'm sorry I cannot raise the dead.


    > > 2 employees were caught naked and having *** in the office by the
    guard.
    > > GUARD: Aha! Violating company rules!
    > > MAN: What rule?
    > > GUARD: Not wearing uniforms.


    > > Q: What is the difference between Biology and Sociology?
    > > A: If the baby looks like the father, that is biology. If he looks
    like the neighbour, that's sociology.


    > > Q: Define Impotence?
    > > A: It's nature's way of saying "NO HARD FEELINGS"


    > > A husband was asked: Do you talk to you wife after ***?
    > > His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.



    > > At the movie house.
    > > GIRL: Honey, the man beside me is masturbating.
    > > BF: just ignore him dear.
    > > GIRL: I can't. He's using my hand!!



    > > Q: Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
    > > A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.



    > > Boy 1: why did you run away from the naked lady?
    > > Boy 2: because my mom said that if I look at a naked lady I will
    turn to stone, and a part of me was already getting hard!!


    >>> A camel and an elephant met. The elephant asked the camel Why do you
    have your breasts on your back?
    > > The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies ..
    What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!

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    #2
    hahaha! :D

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    #3
    hahah funny.... =)

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    #4
    i loveeeee the camel joke!

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    #5
    bwahahahaha


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    #6
    hehehehe saraf tumawang mag isa...

  7. Join Date
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    #7
    ahehehehe... :D
    ok basahin 'to sa umaga... mapapangiti ka...

  8. Join Date
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    #8
    Originally posted by WiReTaP
    ahehehehe... :D
    ok basahin 'to sa umaga... mapapangiti ka...
    OT:
    Maganda ngang pang start ng day ang laughter. In this regard, may I suggest that we continue this thread ni Litespeed. Pagka may jokes tayo NA MAGANDANG I-SHARE e idagdag lang natin dito para tuwing mag open tayo ng pitstop mapapangiti tayo. OK na OK nga ang title; JUST FOR LAUGHS. Di ba?

    Have fun!

    "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."

    - Victor Borge

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    #9
    Bwahahahaha!

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    #10
    :lol:

    Q: why was the tomato blushing?
    A: because he saw the salad dressing! bwahahaha! corny... :D

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