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[SIZE=3]A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. “Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.”[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]“I know, Father. In fact, I don’t think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.”[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]“I agree,” says the Father. “Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?”[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]“Anything, Father…”[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]“I have never seen a woman’s breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.”[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]“Well, under the circumstances I don’t see that it would do any harm.”[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]“Sister, would you mind if I touched them?”[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]“Father, could I ask something of you?”[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]“Yes, Sister?” I have never seen a man’s pen—. Could I see yours?”[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]“I suppose that would be OK,” the priest replied lifting his robe.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]“Oh Father, may I touch it?”[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]“Sister, you know that if I insert my pen – in the right place, it can give life.”[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]“Is that true Father?”[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]“Yes, it is, Sister.”[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]“Oh Father, that’s wonderful ... Stick it in the camel and let’s get the hell out of here!”[/SIZE]


got this from Boo Chanco's column.