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    #21
    hahahaha... ampota.. kulit!

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    #22
    Gotta love California weather.

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    #23
    wanna trade-in some of our Florida sunshine... anyone?

    pero anlamig din dito for the last few days na, lalo na sa gabi. freezing pa nga kung minsan kaya problema ng mga orange growers eh baka lugi sila this season.

    aso had that similar experience sa Indiana naman... bagong dating din ako US. langya, nagpapala ako ng snow at 3AM galing airport. di kasi makapasok sasakyan sa driveway at hindi naman pede iwan sa kalsada at baka mapala nun snow plow. oh well, i guess florida it is, for me.

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    #24
    Advantage lang sa may snow,libre ka yelo 4 your Halo-halo...he,he,he.

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    #25
    helo mga peepz,wala nba add thread na to?hehehe

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    #26
    what is a snow?
    --guy fr cali--

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    #27
    I always thought snow was overrated. This confirms it.

    Snow is only magical when you don't get it. It's best that you never do. Huwag mo nang intindihin. Hiwaga'y huwag nang lutasin. Sayang ang hiwaga, pag di na siya hiwaga.

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    #28
    Quote Originally Posted by donski View Post
    [SIZE=3]White Christmas [/SIZE]


    Dear Diary,

    Dec 14

    Finally arrived in America for the first time.

    News: about the possibility of a White Christmas!

    Dec 15

    Wife and I sat by the window all day watching the snowflakes gently drifting down, covering the trees and the ground. Like the Christmas card my sister sent me. Oh, how beautiful!!! (Nicer than the ash fall of Mt. Pinatubo!)

    Dec 16

    Awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight! I really enjoyed shoveling my sister’s driveway. It was really FUN!!! A snowplow accidentally covered up the driveway. He waved. He reminded me of Santa Claus. I waved back to this nice citizen and shoveled again... no problem.

    Dec 17

    Wow! 5 more inches of snow! The temperature dropped down to 5 degrees. The snowplow covered the driveway again with a compacted snow. I guess I’ll have to shovel again. It’s quite fun though. But it is really cold out!!! BRRRRRRR..........

    Dec 18

    The temp went up a little and the snow on the street turned into a slush mixed with dirt and became brownish-gray. Then at night, the temp went down again and became icy. A tree limb snapped and fell on my sister’s new car. WOW, HASTLE!!! More snow and ice predicted. Sho-shovel nanaman ako?!!! Ah leche, suma-sakit na ang likod ko !!! Whew... I miss my houseboy so much!!!

    Dec 19

    ******-ina, ang Lamig!!!! The snow plow came by 2X today. First he covered the streets with “sand”, then came back and pushed the snow and ice mixed with the dirty sand on the driveway again. Eh, tangina, ako NANAMAN ang mag sho-shovel noon eh!!!!!!!! Ang hirap pala kung araw-araw mong ginagawa!!! Kung nasa Pilipinas ‘to pinag-mumura ko na yung tanginang driver na yon!!! LECHE!!!

    Dec 20

    Power went off due to the weather and cold. Sinisipon na kaming lahat dito. Used kerosene heater which tipped over. Putaragis, nasunog yung mga kilay at pilik mata ko. Hindot!!! Bwuisit na bansa ito!!!

    Dec 21

    More snow predicted. Wind chill -7 degrees!!! Nag li-leak na yung bubong ng utol ko. All the Plumbing pipes are frozen. Naku hindot, wala pang katulong! Mukhang ako nanaman ang gagawa!!! Tangina, ang hirap ng buhay na walang maid!! Pagbumalik pa yung hayop na snowplow na yon, sa-salubungin ko na siya ng pala at palakol!!!

    Dec 22

    Anak ng ****, ang ginaw! Inabangan ko yung snowplow, hinabol ko ng itak at ina-temp kong saksakin yung driver, pero nakatakas ang kupal. Hindi ko mahabol dahil ang sakit ng mga daliri, toes at likod ko, at luma-labo ang paningin ko. Nabubulag na yata ako!

    Dec 23

    Lumamig nanaman!!! Dumami nanaman ang SNOW. Sabi sa tv na a-abot hanggang Abril daw ang winter season!!!

    Ano?!! Ayoko na!!! Inyo na!!! BUWAKA-NG-INA!

    KAYO NALANG DITO. UUWI NA ‘KO SA PILIPINAS!

    Lecheng bansa ito!!!
    It's funny because it's so true - The Simpsons

    Sounds like my wife's aunt on her first winter in Reno.

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    #29
    A young lady goes to her local pet store in search
    of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she
    notices a box full of live frogs.

    The sign says: *** FROGS!

    Only $20 each!

    Money Back Guarantee!

    Comes with complete instructions!

    The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's
    watching her. She whispers softly to the young man
    behind the counter, "I'll take one."

    The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the
    instructions The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly
    on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her
    apartment, she grabs the instructions and reads them
    very carefully. She does exactly what the instructions say:

    1. Take a shower.
    2. Splash on some nice perfume.
    3. Slip into a very ***y nightie.
    4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you
    5. Allow the frog to follow its training.

    She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to
    her dismay, nothing happens! The girl is very disappointed
    and quite upset. She grabs the instructions and rereads
    them and then notices at the bottom of the page, in small
    print, it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please
    call the pet store."

    So, she calls the pet store. The same young man is still at
    work. When he hears her problem, he says, "I'll be right over."
    Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The young lady
    welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according
    to the instructions. The damn thing just sits there."

    The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog,
    stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:


    "Now you listen to me! I'm only going to show you
    how to do this ONE more time. . .

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    #30
    A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So
    they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when
    she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview


    Reporter:Hi
    Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
    Reporter:Do u speak english?
    Egyptian:Berfect
    Reporter:Do u mind if i interview u?
    Egyptian:No,i dont have a mind
    Reporter:What's your name?
    Egyptian:Taha
    Reporter:***?
    Taha: I love it
    Reporter:oh no, i meant male or female?
    Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
    Reporter:Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....
    Taha:yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
    Reporter:No,thanks,I'll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life here in egypt?
    Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
    Reporter:oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
    Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
    Reporter:Ok..lets move on..what do u do?
    Taha: I am very well ,sank u
    Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job?
    Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
    Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
    Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar
    Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
    Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3
    Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?
    Taha:I do not undurstand what u say
    Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
    Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
    Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
    Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any money
    Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
    Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
    Reporter:Then where does all the money go?
    Taha: Guvurment
    Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?
    Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
    Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?
    Taha:What duz zat mean?
    Reporter:Do u choose your president
    Taha:Mubarak?
    Reporter:yes
    Taha(nervously): i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice
    Reporter:Why him?
    Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
    Reporter:But there r no wars right now
    Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
    Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?
    Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
    Reporter:No,i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
    Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
    Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
    Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds
    Reporter:I never said i will pay u for this
    Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
    Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
    Taha:ok ok..need a Taxi?


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