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    #41
    -deleted- - deleted- internet time out issue
    Last edited by olidotcom; June 7th, 2010 at 11:26 PM. Reason: double post.. internet problem - sowii!

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    #42
    Salawikain ng mga high school students:

    “aanhin mo pa ang 90% kung 75% na ang uso”

    “its better to cheat than to repeat”

    “No need to review kodigo will do”

    “aanhin mo pa ang libro kung scholar ang katabi mo”

    kaya study hard!!!

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    #43
    [SIZE=4]Maala ala mo kaya[/SIZE]

    by ampo0ta26


    Dear Ate Charo,

    Nais kong ikwento sa inyo ang namagitan sa amin ng aking itay isang gabi. Hindi ko kayang makalimutan kahit anong bahagi ng gabing iyon.

    Malakas ang ulan noon. Katatapos ko pa lamang maligo at nakatapis pa lamang sa loob ng aking kuwarto.

    Narinig ko si Itay na kumakatok sa aking pinto. Nang sagutin ko ang pinto ay sinabi niya na kailangan daw naming magusap. Pinapasok ko naman po siya dahil ama ko po siya.

    Nagulat na lamang ako nang isarado at ikinandado ang pinto. Hinawakan ni Itay ang braso ko. Napasigaw ako, sabi ko “ITAY huwag, anak mo ako!”.
    Ngunit hindi tumigil ang aking Itay. Ipinagpatuloy niya ang kanyang ginagawa. Pumikit na lamang ako dahil sa ayaw kong makita ang mukha ng aking tatay sa kanyang ginagawa.

    Naririnig ko si Inay na binubulabog ang pinto. Sumisigaw na, “Hayop ka wag mong gawin yan sa anak mo.” Ngunit wala pa rin. Ipinaubaya ko na lamang ang sarili ko sa Diyos.

    Pagkalagpas ng ilang oras ay natapos din ang aking Itay. Nang humarap ako sa salamin ay nagulat ako sa aking nakita. Magaling naman pala mag-make-up si Itay.

    Noong gabi na iyon ay nagladlad ng kapa si Itay. Bakla pala siya. Natuwa ako at mahusay ang kanyang ginawa. Naisip ko na matutuwa ang aking boyfriend dahil sa ganda ko. Nagyakapan kami doon at nagiyakan.

    Masaya na kami ngayon at walang problema.

    Yours truly,
    Berto

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    #44
    natawa ako dun sa sulat ni Berto
    hindi ko napansin sa dulo na sya pala ang sumulat.

    magpo-post din ako ng mga jokes dito. hahanap muna ako.

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    #45
    langya mamamatay ako sa kakatawa sa sulat ni berto

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    #46
    Berto :gayfight: :gayfight:

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    #47
    One day, a man wakes up with a red ring around his penis. He can’t
    figure out what it is, so he goes to the doctor. The doctor hands him a
    tube of cream.
    "Here. Put this on and the ring’ll be gone within the hour," the doctor said.
    The man drove home, put it on, and sure enough, the ring was gone
    within the hour.
    But then the next day, he woke up and the ring was there again. He goes to the doctor, and the doctor hands him the same cream, which he puts on.
    The ring vanishes, only to reappear the next morning. This goes on for a few days before the man finally asks, "Doctor, the cream you’re
    giving me takes care of the ring around my penis, but then it comes back in the morning. What’s the stuff you’re giving me?"

    The doctor hands him another tube of it before replying, "Lipstick

    remover."


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    #48
    A woman announces to her local priest that she is getting married for the fourth time.

    "I hope you don't mind me asking," says the clergyman: "but what happened to your first husband?"

    "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died," says the woman.

    "Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?" asks the priest.

    "He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died," says the woman.

    "My God! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband," says the man of the cloth.

    "He died of a broken neck," says the woman.

    "A broken neck?"

    "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms.”




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    #49
    eto pa isa. . .


    An old woman visits her doctor to ask for his help in reviving her husband's libido.

    "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

    "Not a chance," says the old woman: "He won't even take an aspirin."

    "Not a problem," replies the doctor: "You've heard of Irish coffee, right?”

    "Yes," replies the woman.

    "Well," says the doctor: "make him an Irish coffee and slip Viagra into it. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

    A few days later she calls the doctor and the poor dear exclaims: "Oh, faith! It was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!"

    "Really? What happened?" asks the doctor.

    "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups flying, ripped my clothes to tatters and took me then and there, on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

    "Why was it so terrible?" asks the doctor confused: "Do you mean the *** your husband provided wasn't good?"

    "Oh, no, no, no, doctor. It was the best *** I've had in 25 years!" says the old woman: "but I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again."

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    #50
    [SIZE=4]President GMA[/SIZE]

    by aNgeLoL


    GMA and her family inside the presidential helicopter

    GMA: What if i throw one check worth one million pesos out of the window to make at least one filipino happy?

    Mike A: Honey, why not throw two checks worth half a million pesos each to make two filipinos happy?

    Luli A: Mom, why not throw four checks worth quarter of a million each to make four filipinos happy?

    Finally her grand daughter speaks;

    spoke: Grandma, why not simply THROW YOURSELF out of the window to make all filipinos very happy?

    Ganun?!

Joke Time!