Funny Funny

A man is at the desk in a hotel lobby. As he turns around to leave, he bumps into an attractive woman standing behind him. Unfortunately his elbow hit her square in the breast. The two of them are both pretty startled by the incident. The man turns to the woman and says, “Miss, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I just know you’ll forgive me.” To which the woman replies, “Sir, if your penis is as hard as your elbow, you can find me in room 234.”


A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water.... The barman says " I thought you only drank blood ?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says......... " I'm making tea " !!