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    #3101
    Nose-bleed...


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    #3102
    Yung bossing ang mahal dyan.......

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    #3103
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Nose-bleed...



    You'd laugh but to him:



    Yomsayin'



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    #3105
    ^panalo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dreamur View Post


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    Never thought people use penis for stylus hahaha


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    #3107
    Pulot sa tabi tabi


    " W O M A N "
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    ..
    ..
    is the most.....
    HARMLESS,
    SELF-CONTROLLED,
    WELL-MANNERED,
    UNDISTURBED,
    NON-VIOLENT
    human BEING...

    While her NAIL POLISH is WET...

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    #3109
    So there was this story about 2 men who told a priest that in one of their trips in Thailand, an attractive prostitute knocked on their and when they opened the door, the lady went in took of her clothes and spread on the bed. So the priest asked them - what did you do next? The first guy said "I picked up her clothes and put it back on her and gave her a word of advise about morality and showed her the door". The 2nd guy said, "I put her dress back on, ordered food for her, gave her pocket money and told her to find a decent job". The priest said, bless you sons. You did the right thing. Suddenly they asked the priest "what about you father? What would you do if you were in that situation"? The wise priest paused for a while, thought about it, and looked them straight in the eye. JUST LIKE WHAT YOU DID MY SONS. I WOULD LIE TOO!

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    #3110
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Joke Time!