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    #3071
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    #3072
    Boy: Marry me?
    Girl: Do you have a house?
    Boy: No.
    Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
    Boy: No.
    Girl: How much is your salary?
    Boy: No salary. but...
    Girl: No but. You have nothing.
    How can I marry you? Just leave
    me, please!!!

    Boy: I have one villa, 3 property
    lands, 3 Ferrari's, 2 Porsche..
    Why do I still need to buy BMW?!
    How can I get
    salary when actually I am the BOSS?
    Girl: wanna get married???
    Boy: No

    describe the girl with one word

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    #3073
    Quote Originally Posted by nico1 View Post
    describe the girl with one word
    golddigger

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    #3074
    A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
    He had no arms and no legs.
    Three women, one from England, one from Wales and the other from Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man
    The English woman said. "Have you ever had a hug?"
    The man said. "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
    The Welsh woman said. "Have you ever had a kiss?"
    The man said. "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
    The Scottish woman came to him and said. "'Ave ya ever been ****ed, laddie?"
    The man broke into a big smile and said. "No".
    She said. "Aye, well ya wull be when the tide coomes in.


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    #3075
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    Think different relationship :p

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    #3076
    Si OB in training...


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    #3077
    ^That was hilarious :rofl:

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    #3078
    Stig Jr. parks it like a boss...


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    #3079
    Diba ito si OB? :D

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    #3080
    Hazing pic ni OB iyan???


Joke Time!