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    Sep 2003
    Quote Originally Posted by dreamur View Post
    So there was this story about 2 men who told a priest that in one of their trips in Thailand, an attractive prostitute knocked on their and when they opened the door, the lady went in took of her clothes and spread on the bed. So the priest asked them - what did you do next? The first guy said "I picked up her clothes and put it back on her and gave her a word of advise about morality and showed her the door". The 2nd guy said, "I put her dress back on, ordered food for her, gave her pocket money and told her to find a decent job". The priest said, bless you sons. You did the right thing. Suddenly they asked the priest "what about you father? What would you do if you were in that situation"? The wise priest paused for a while, thought about it, and looked them straight in the eye. JUST LIKE WHAT YOU DID MY SONS. I WOULD LIE TOO!

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    Jul 2010
    Meron halitosis :D

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    Sep 2012
    Once there were twins, Mark and Michael,

    Mark was the owner of a old boat.

    It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank.

    A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael.

    She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."

    Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said,
    "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her.

    She was a rotten Old thing right from the beginning.

    Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish.

    She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too.

    Every time I used her, her hole got bigger & she leaked like crazy.

    I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she

    wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow.

    The fools tried to get in her all at once & she split right up the middle."

    The old lady fainted

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    Sep 2009
    Curl ba kamo??? 😄

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    Sep 2003

Joke Time!