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    #3001
    Oh my....
    Lusog sarap....

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    kuha sa FB:

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

    Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

    'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

    'Moses,' replied the bird.

    'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

    'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

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    A lady confessed to a priest.

    Lady: Father forgive for i have sinned, i was able to hold man's private organ.

    Priest: don't worry my child, its a simple sin, go to the altar & wash your hands with holy water.

    (when this lady went to altar to wash her hands, she was surprised on what she saw)

    ........a nun gargling a holy water....




    Lady: Father, ang guwapo mo at ang cute mo naman, Bakit ka pa kasi nag pari?

    Priest: Dahi ayaw pumayag ng magulang ko na magmadre ako.
    nakakalungkot, gurl.

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    #3007
    Loooooool

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    ^ YT version


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    #3010
    Doctor : I'm sorry, i could not do anything para tumayo pa si Manoy mo, palagyan mo nalang ng bolitas.

    Patient: Pagkatapos Doc.?

    Doctor: Gamitan mo ng magnet para tumayo. ha ha ha

Joke Time!