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  1. Join Date
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    #3601
    If you are familiar with Jenina San Miguel Q&A portion. Look at this Spotify playlist. Read the title downwards.
    Janina San Miguel on Spotify

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    #3602
    Quote Originally Posted by dr. d View Post
    "by appointment", please.
    we never know how long the procedure will last.
    The doctor is in...out...in...out.

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    #3603
    Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

    A: Snowballs.

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    #3604

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    #3605
    Finding a Girl

    Guy's 50 years old, he's still a bachelor. He can't find a girl his mother will approve of.

    He brings home one girl, she's too fat. Brings home another girl, she's too skinny. One talks too much, the other's a wallflower. Finally, the guy brings home a girl who he knows his mother will approve of, because this girl, she's exactly like his mother."

    What happened?

    His father hated her.

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    #3606
    Calvin & Hobbes.

    Favorite ko 'to ng college kasi favorite ng crush ko Joke Time!



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    #3607
    Give a man fire, and he will be warm for a day.

    Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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    #3608




    And she ordered herself a subway footlong....

    "Practice makes perfect..."

    Wait! She got that from her BF?....

    "The measure of a man is what he does with power" LJIOHF!

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    #3609
    Quote Originally Posted by succubus View Post
    An Assumptionista was being interviewed:
    Q: What's the difference between a penis and a kamote?
    A: Ewwww, I don't eat kamote, noh! How can I compare?!!
    Recently, I was talking to a couple of ladies who are representatives of a Hotel here in MM.

    One of them volunteered that she was a graduate of St. Scholastica's College and the other lady a graduate of Assumption Convent....

    And so, I instinctively responded to the first one that I did not realize that she is a "Kulasa" our term of endearment to our lady-neighbors in Tough...

    To which she replied back,- "Yes,- and she is (the other lady) a "Kulasisi".....

    Oh wow.... Awkward moment on the other lady,- and so, I quipped,- "Oh yes, you two are a good pair as both of you are smart and beautiful...."

    Well, they are, really!

    "The measure of a man is what he does with power" LJIOHF!

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    #3610
    😂

Joke Time!