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    Teacher ask Johnny : if there were five birds on a fence & you shot one, how many were left?

    Johnny : None because others will fly away.

    Teacher : the answer is four but i like the way you think.

    Johnny : i have a question mam! if three women are eating ice cream; one is licking,
    one is biting & the other one is sucking, which one is married?

    Teacher : (answered nervously) well , the one sucking the cone.

    Johnny : no mam your wrong, the one with the wedding ring on her finger is married,
    but i like the way you think

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    #3025
    Vegetable Empanada....w/ PORK...


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    COD MW3 Old School Trash Talk...


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    #3028
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Dapat kasi drink moderately...


    Why pie?

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    #3029
    galing sa Email ko

    Boy Perwisyo asks his hot and ***y officemate to have *** with him..

    Boy Perwisyo : S3x tayo! Babayaran kita 1000 pesos, bibilisan ko, tatapon ko yung 1000 sa sahig. Tuwad ka habang pinupulot mo, pagtayo mo tapos na ako i-s3x ka.

    ***y: Tawagan ko muna BF ko kung payag siya.

    Tinawagan na..

    BF: Sige payag ako. Bilisan mo lang pagtuwad para walang mangyari.

    After 10 minutes.. BF calls..

    BF: Nakuha mo na pera?

    ***y: Aahhhh.. hindi pa eh..ah! ah ah ah ah ah!

    BF: Eh bakit?

    ***y: Tig pipiso eh...
    Last edited by greenlyt; June 25th, 2014 at 12:37 PM.

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Joke Time!