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    #3041
    Quote Originally Posted by carofsteel View Post
    Dapat may test unit sila parang sa pabango. Tapos test mo sa sales lady. Lol



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    Dapat may fitting room din


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    #3043
    [QUOTE=Monseratto;2369190][/QUOTE




    Good for you impatient punk. That should teach you a lesson if you're still alive


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    #3044
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Parang na low blow,sapul sa b*y*g

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    #3045
    Can you relate?


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    #3046
    Last edited by Monseratto; July 1st, 2014 at 09:22 PM.

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    #3047
    Sorry di ko na ma-edit sa taas. Ito buong kwento... Admin paki-delete na lang...

    When Grandma Goes To Court

    Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

    In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why yes I do know you since you were a little boy, and frankly you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think your a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes I know you.

    The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?

    She replied, "Why yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem, He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

    The defense attorney nearly died.

    The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice said:

    "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."

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    #3049
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Can you relate?


    Hahaha!

    Damsel In Distress!



    “Familiarity breeds awe”
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    #3050
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    I really hate fake boobies. Mas okay pa yung flat na natural kesa malaki nga fake naman. But that's just me hehe!


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Joke Time!