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June 17th, 2014 07:02 PM #3022Teacher ask Johnny : if there were five birds on a fence & you shot one, how many were left?
Johnny : None because others will fly away.
Teacher : the answer is four but i like the way you think.
Johnny : i have a question mam! if three women are eating ice cream; one is licking,
one is biting & the other one is sucking, which one is married?
Teacher : (answered nervously) well , the one sucking the cone.
Johnny : no mam your wrong, the one with the wedding ring on her finger is married,
but i like the way you think
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June 24th, 2014 01:20 AM #3028
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June 25th, 2014 11:48 AM #3029
galing sa Email ko
Boy Perwisyo asks his hot and ***y officemate to have *** with him..
Boy Perwisyo : S3x tayo! Babayaran kita 1000 pesos, bibilisan ko, tatapon ko yung 1000 sa sahig. Tuwad ka habang pinupulot mo, pagtayo mo tapos na ako i-s3x ka.
***y: Tawagan ko muna BF ko kung payag siya.
Tinawagan na..
BF: Sige payag ako. Bilisan mo lang pagtuwad para walang mangyari.
After 10 minutes.. BF calls..
BF: Nakuha mo na pera?
***y: Aahhhh.. hindi pa eh..ah! ah ah ah ah ah!
BF: Eh bakit?
***y: Tig pipiso eh...Last edited by greenlyt; June 25th, 2014 at 12:37 PM.
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silver is my favorite color. i can get away with not cleaning the car for long-ish periods of time....
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