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June 17th, 2014 07:02 PM #3022Teacher ask Johnny : if there were five birds on a fence & you shot one, how many were left?
Johnny : None because others will fly away.
Teacher : the answer is four but i like the way you think.
Johnny : i have a question mam! if three women are eating ice cream; one is licking,
one is biting & the other one is sucking, which one is married?
Teacher : (answered nervously) well , the one sucking the cone.
Johnny : no mam your wrong, the one with the wedding ring on her finger is married,
but i like the way you think
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June 24th, 2014 01:20 AM #3028Dapat kasi drink moderately...
Originally Posted by Monseratto
Why pie?
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June 25th, 2014 11:48 AM #3029galing sa Email ko
Boy Perwisyo asks his hot and ***y officemate to have *** with him..
Boy Perwisyo : S3x tayo! Babayaran kita 1000 pesos, bibilisan ko, tatapon ko yung 1000 sa sahig. Tuwad ka habang pinupulot mo, pagtayo mo tapos na ako i-s3x ka.
***y: Tawagan ko muna BF ko kung payag siya.
Tinawagan na..
BF: Sige payag ako. Bilisan mo lang pagtuwad para walang mangyari.
After 10 minutes.. BF calls..
BF: Nakuha mo na pera?
***y: Aahhhh.. hindi pa eh..ah! ah ah ah ah ah!
BF: Eh bakit?
***y: Tig pipiso eh...Last edited by greenlyt; June 25th, 2014 at 12:37 PM.
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June 26th, 2014 04:54 PM #3031Kasama ba talag yung pic nang hores dyan or hindi? Originally Posted by Monseratto
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June 26th, 2014 05:24 PM #3032
I remember in one of the Fairs of an exclusive girls' school years ago,- someone was announcing over a PA system that there is a "Horror House" to attract customers....
So slang e,- she was saying "Hor Haws here!!!.... Hor Haws here!!!"......
Ayos!... :naughty2:
“Familiarity breeds awe”
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June 27th, 2014 04:12 AM #3033baka naman sir "Whore Haws Here"? Originally Posted by CVT
I remember in one of the Fairs of an exclusive girls' school years ago,- someone was announcing over a PA system that there is a "Horror House" to attract customers....
So slang e,- she was saying "Hor Haws here!!!.... Hor Haws here!!!"......
Ayos!... :naughty2:
“Familiarity breeds awe”
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June 27th, 2014 08:41 AM #3034Iyon nga iyon bro... Alam na... Originally Posted by carofsteel
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June 27th, 2014 04:29 PM #3035did you check it out sir CVT Originally Posted by CVT
I remember in one of the Fairs of an exclusive girls' school years ago,- someone was announcing over a PA system that there is a "Horror House" to attract customers....
So slang e,- she was saying "Hor Haws here!!!.... Hor Haws here!!!"......
Ayos!... :naughty2:
“Familiarity breeds awe”
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June 28th, 2014 01:30 PM #3038Dapat may test unit sila parang sa pabango. Tapos test mo sa sales lady. Lol Originally Posted by Monseratto
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