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  1. Join Date
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    #1021


    guys, help me naman... di ko magawang mapalabas ang image dito... tia

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    #1022
    Quote Originally Posted by joemarski View Post


    guys, help me naman... di ko magawang mapalabas ang image dito... tia
    Nawala yata ang brown bottles...

    18.4K:sun:

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    #1023

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    #1024
    :naughty2::naughty2:

    funny-dog-driving-car-girl.jpg

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    #1025
    Anak : inay, makakuha ako ng hamburger sa basurahan
    Nanay : anak , huwag mong
    Anak : bakit naman inay ?
    Nanay : anak, bulok na yan
    Anak : hindi kaya, dun ko ito nakuha sa hindi nabubulok

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    #1026
    A wife lost 3 panties in her house.
    She blamed the her maid in front of her husband.

    The maid replied " sir you are my witness! I don't wear panty, di ba"


    Boss was having *** with his secretary when all of a sudden his wife enters his office....
    Wife : You can;t do this to me !
    Boss: Oh i know, that's why i'm doing it to her!



    Mga bago sa INGLISH vocabulary ni Aling Dionisia :

    Long time no see - matagal ng bulag

    Misunderstanding - babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim

    Persuading - unang kasal

    Predicate - pakawalan mo ang pusa

    Selfish - magbenta ng isda

    Contemplate - konti ang plato

    Defeat - ang mga paa

    Statue - ikaw ba yan ?

    Aspect - pantusok ng yelo

    City - numero bago mag-otso

    Caller - lalagyan ng yelo



    Tips for a Happy ***ual Life :
    1. Air condition your room.
    2. Spray romantic perfume
    3. Avoid noises
    4. Use quality & flavored condoms
    5. Start slowly with a gentle kiss
    6. Always prefer wet *** to reduce pain
    7. Use mouth wash for fresh up your breath
    8. Turn on some romantic music
    9. Have *** for a least 2 hours
    10.Have *** regularly for a healthy living
    11.Return home in time !


    Mrs : sweetheart pahingi naman ng pang shopping
    Mr : Bakit , ano naman ang gusto mong bilihin ?
    Mrs: bibili lang ako ng bagong bra.
    Mr : huwag na, maliit naman ah dibdib mo, wala rin gamit ang bra sa iyo.
    Mrs: eh bakit ikaw nagbiBRIEF

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    #1027
    Quote Originally Posted by xninjax View Post

    langhya naman si bf.

  8. Join Date
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    #1028


    Hanapin ang mga patay! Ito ang aking HANAPBUHAY...

  9. Join Date
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    #1029
    mag syota magka-chat sa FB:

    GF: bhe, maglolog-out na ako ha, nagaglit na tatay ko dahil magdamag na akong nakababad dito sa computer, kapag hindi ko pa daw ni-log out to ingungudngod niya daw mukha ko sa keyboard..

    BF: pano na yan? e gusto pa kita ka-chat..

    GF: ako din naman bhe, kaso ingungudngod dawuywdalfho;aijfpqefjhwd/FWdKfoi;qehfwkffhd;h"jkblkf9 fu8'0ir2woiufadbhlshuvpasg;A <>C> lwugdLhjbfjlefief;oawlif;efjuofpIfQIPKDofhu:j "ehUWOifaWP'[sgrzo'kgiw'e'kgihgjw'o'skg0aj'eiaho i;aoegjf;aij'fpoaeifhu[9w 8hqi;jp'woaeos;uafj:jakfleflafafajlkvjajfhalfjlhal fnlajbflaknfljakhflak;jflhajflahba9huwoijw;oihuldq onf;aoihura/wkfekf na98pyfeoirjqgfaejpkjly[josjbfkabvscuqwtfrwrohryok;flkmnclv vnjavdytqdyugfrihopjgnskljbkhavbVKABUfdytgfipjwpok ge'knhjlsbhfafoqjl'aopufhopqjfnq'kf[qohf

    :D

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    #1030
    ^ buti na lang english ang keyboard. mababasa pa ni BF ang mga letters na nasa mukha ni GF.

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