A young lady goes to her local pet store in search
of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she
notices a box full of live frogs.

The sign says: *** FROGS!

Only $20 each!

Money Back Guarantee!

Comes with complete instructions!

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's
watching her. She whispers softly to the young man
behind the counter, "I'll take one."

The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the
instructions The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly
on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her
apartment, she grabs the instructions and reads them
very carefully. She does exactly what the instructions say:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very ***y nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you
5. Allow the frog to follow its training.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to
her dismay, nothing happens! The girl is very disappointed
and quite upset. She grabs the instructions and rereads
them and then notices at the bottom of the page, in small
print, it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please
call the pet store."

So, she calls the pet store. The same young man is still at
work. When he hears her problem, he says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The young lady
welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according
to the instructions. The damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog,
stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:


"Now you listen to me! I'm only going to show you
how to do this ONE more time. . .