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    March 7th, 2012 02:19 PM #341
    ESTEBAN: Pare, long time no see, ah?! Kumusta ‘yung pamilya mo? ‘Yung mga anak mo?

    RENATO: Ang pa*nganay ko, nars na. ‘Yung inaanak mo, engineer na. ‘Yung pangatlo, titser. Pero ‘yung bunso ko, magnanakaw.

    ESTEBAN: Ha?! Buti, hindi mo itinakwil ‘yung bunso mo!

    RENATO: Hindi pwede, pare! Breadwinner, eh! Siya lang ‘yung may trabaho!
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    March 7th, 2012 02:21 PM #342
    Husband: Darling Para akong lalagnatin. Ano kaya ang iinumin kong gamot?

    Wife: Sus yan lang?!!? Parang lang pala, eh! Uminom ka ng parang gamot dun ka bumili sa parang botika, para magmukha kang parang gaga*ling!
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    March 7th, 2012 09:34 PM #343
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    March 8th, 2012 12:04 AM #344
    Bading nasa Watson......

    Bading: miss, may double XL ba kayong condom?

    Miss: meron po sir, bakit po, bibili po ba kayo?

    Bading: hindi, aabangan ko lang kung sino ang bibili....weeeeee...exciting
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    March 8th, 2012 10:35 PM #345
    Quote Originally Posted by chua_riwap View Post
    nya-ha-ha!
    ayaw sa sintunado......



    Waaaaaah !!
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    March 9th, 2012 01:09 PM #346
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    March 9th, 2012 03:48 PM #347
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    March 9th, 2012 04:14 PM #348


    joke din...

    Pero mas joke nga yung sa taas.
    Fasten your seatbelt! Or else... Driven To Thrill!
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    March 9th, 2012 05:05 PM #349
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    March 9th, 2012 09:24 PM #350
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