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    #341
    ESTEBAN: Pare, long time no see, ah?! Kumusta ‘yung pamilya mo? ‘Yung mga anak mo?

    RENATO: Ang pa*nganay ko, nars na. ‘Yung inaanak mo, engineer na. ‘Yung pangatlo, titser. Pero ‘yung bunso ko, magnanakaw.

    ESTEBAN: Ha?! Buti, hindi mo itinakwil ‘yung bunso mo!

    RENATO: Hindi pwede, pare! Breadwinner, eh! Siya lang ‘yung may trabaho!

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    #342
    Husband: Darling Para akong lalagnatin. Ano kaya ang iinumin kong gamot?

    Wife: Sus yan lang?!!? Parang lang pala, eh! Uminom ka ng parang gamot dun ka bumili sa parang botika, para magmukha kang parang gaga*ling!

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    #344
    Bading nasa Watson......

    Bading: miss, may double XL ba kayong condom?

    Miss: meron po sir, bakit po, bibili po ba kayo?

    Bading: hindi, aabangan ko lang kung sino ang bibili....weeeeee...exciting

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    #345
    Quote Originally Posted by chua_riwap View Post
    nya-ha-ha!
    ayaw sa sintunado......



    Waaaaaah !!

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    #347

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    #348


    joke din...

    Pero mas joke nga yung sa taas.
    Fasten your seatbelt! Or else... Driven To Thrill!

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    #351
    Quote Originally Posted by EE100shiro View Post
    di ko ma gets.

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    #352
    may mukha. di mo makita?

    pero di naman joke yan e.

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    #354
    Quote Originally Posted by yokknekk View Post
    di ko ma gets.
    Hindi kasi joke yung picture na makikita mo.

    Hyper kais nagpopost kaya kahit hindi joke nasasama dito. Yun ata yung joke niya. hehe
    Fasten your seatbelt! Or else... Driven To Thrill!

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    #356
    Quote Originally Posted by EE100shiro View Post
    Oo nga naman. Para din ganito yan eh.
    Kapag sop, malambot ba yun? o yun sabon? o baka naman yun sabaw? :massmoon::massmoon:

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Joke Time!