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    March 14th, 2012 10:52 PM #383
    Quote Originally Posted by EE100shiro View Post
    Sa VMall, Greenhills itong staircase...
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    March 14th, 2012 11:10 PM #384
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Sa VMall, Greenhills itong staircase...
    langya, di ko napansin, hagdan pala yan......
    yun pala yung joke.
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    March 14th, 2012 11:13 PM #385
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Sa VMall, Greenhills itong staircase...
    Only in the philippines nyahahaha
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    March 14th, 2012 11:14 PM #386
    ^ totoo yan? tagal na kong di nagpupunta sa Vmall. alam ko gumagana lahat ng escalators dun. bakit naging ganyan?
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    March 14th, 2012 11:20 PM #387
    Totoong escalators from ground floor hangang 3rd floor. Pero from 3rd to 4th, ito na makikita mo...
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    March 15th, 2012 08:57 AM #388
    TATAY: Berto! Kinuha mo ang pera sa bulsa ng pantalon ko no?

    ANAK: Ano sabi mo tay?

    TATAY: sabi ko, kinuha mo yung pera sa bulsa ng pantalon ko!

    ANAK: Di ko talaga marinig tay, gusto mo palit tayo ng pwesto dito, ako naman ang magtatanong.

    ANAK: Sinong babae ang kasama mo kanina?

    TATAY: Ayy, oo nga di nga marinig.
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    March 15th, 2012 10:53 AM #389
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Sa VMall, Greenhills itong staircase...
    haha, nagtipid ah
    Fasten your seatbelt! Or else... Driven To Thrill!
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    March 15th, 2012 06:02 PM #390
    Quote Originally Posted by boybi View Post
    ^ totoo yan? tagal na kong di nagpupunta sa Vmall. alam ko gumagana lahat ng escalators dun. bakit naging ganyan?
    Yup totoo yan. ;)



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    March 15th, 2012 06:56 PM #392
    NO *** Since 1955

    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

    There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had ***?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no *** since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

    The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
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    March 15th, 2012 06:56 PM #393
    Quote Originally Posted by EE100shiro View Post
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    Okay mag-fake pagkalunod ah kung ganyan din lang mga lifeguards.
    Fasten your seatbelt! Or else... Driven To Thrill!
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    March 15th, 2012 11:25 PM #395
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    NO *** Since 1955

    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

    There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had ***?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no *** since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

    The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

    hahahaha! ayus din!
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    March 17th, 2012 04:26 AM #399
    got this from FB.......



    Manny Pacquiao is planning to spend his fortune to build PACQUIAO UNIVERSITY. In short, Pac U.
    Students will be called "Pacquers."

    Mommy Dionisia will be primarily running the school, she will be called "Mother Pacquer."
    After hearing this news, Bobby Pacquiao, being a jealous brother that he is, decided to put up his own university called Pac U 2.

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    March 17th, 2012 08:18 PM #400
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