Joke Time!

[Ry_Tower]

Isang umagang nagkita ang mag kumapare............


ISLAW: Wow, pare ok na ulit ang tsikot mo ah gandang manakbo ulit.
NOT_NOT: kelan mo nakita pare?
ISLAW: gamit ng panganay mo kanina bago pumasok....ilan taon na ba yun at mahusay pa ha. sinung mekaniko ng kotse mo?
NOT_NOT: naku pare 1992 model pa yan at mahusay lang talaga ang mekaniko ko. o iyan koste mo bago pa ata yun ah bakit nakagarahe lang, di mo ba pinaggagamit...parang 3 years pa lang sa yo yan ah?
ISLAW: (malungkot ang mukha) eh pare sira ulit eh, di ko alam kung bakit? panay naman balik ko sa shop na yun, pero ilang buwan lang sira na naman...haysss laki gastos ko na......

NOT_NOT: teka, san mo ba pinagawa yan at parating sira??
ISLAW:....eh sa anu,......sa RAPIDE.
NOT_NOT:....aysus...............kaya pala.

:hysterical: Umabot na dito rapidemania ah.

[chua_riwap]

hirap mamanata talaga.......

[KIANTOT]

^^Panalo ah

[Monseratto]

Energy saving tip...

[Retz]

Pulot lang ito....

President Pnoy walks into the BPI and says to a cashier, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"?

Pnoy: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Pnoy, the president of the Philippines."

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the Government regulations, monitoring of the banks because of imposters and forgers, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Pnoy: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.."

Cashier: "I am sorry, but these are government and bank rules and I must follow them."

Pnoy: "I am urging you please to cash this check."

Cashier: "Look, this is what we can do: One day Manny Pacquio came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Manny Pacquio, he punched the security guard & knocked him out. With that punch, we knew him to be Manny Pacquio and we cashed his check."

"Another time, April Boy came in without ID. He started singing “diko kayang tangapin”, made an “X” gesture w/ his arms & threw away some baseball caps… & we cashed his check. So, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"

Pnoy stood there thinking and thinking and finally says: "Honestly, nothing comes to mind. I can't think of a single thing I can do."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?

[chua_riwap]

adik sa computer.....

[chua_riwap]

[CVT]

^^^ Hahaha!

Naalala ko tuloy ang joke dati... walandyo, medyo at mountain dyo.....
14.7K:cow:

[Monseratto]

[Ry_Tower]

Anak: "nay pahing ng P20, magpapatuli ako.
Nanay: bakit mura anak?
Anak: Libre na po sa mga sundalo, para lang yan sa syringe daw po.
Nanay: Oh ito P40...
Anak: Bakit po P40???

































































Nanay: Isama mo tatay mo!

[ogiecruzjr]

Ito ang mountain DYO................... hahahahahha iho hinay hinay lang baka masamhid ka

adik sa computer.....

[xninjax]

[EE100shiro]

[EE100shiro]

[chua_riwap]

nak ng teteng......may buni?

[piscesboy]

:lol: sino ba yan?
bka naglalaway inaayos lang niya yung "band-aid"

[EE100shiro]

[EE100shiro]

[Ry_Tower]

For 2012, as proposed by law, *** will now be taxed!

1. Upon penetration (VAT - Vaginal access tax)
2. More than 10 minutes inside (Burial tax)
3. Upon withdrawal (Exit tax)
4. Thos who do not have *** life (Idle asset tax)
5. Those who practice withdrawal method of birth control (Witholding tax)
6. Entering other than your wife (Illegal Road Users Tax)

Kung matutuloy ito, (kay deathlance)... errr sa tsikoteers pa lang makakaahon na Pilipinas sa pagkakabaon sa utang! Mabuhay tayong lahat!!!!

[stavros]

nak ng teteng......may buni?

Gutom lang yun, nangangain na eh