For 2012, as proposed by law, *** will now be taxed!

1. Upon penetration (VAT - Vaginal access tax)
2. More than 10 minutes inside (Burial tax)
3. Upon withdrawal (Exit tax)
4. Thos who do not have *** life (Idle asset tax)
5. Those who practice withdrawal method of birth control (Witholding tax)
6. Entering other than your wife (Illegal Road Users Tax)

Kung matutuloy ito, (kay deathlance)... errr sa tsikoteers pa lang makakaahon na Pilipinas sa pagkakabaon sa utang! Mabuhay tayong lahat!!!!