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    February 12th, 2012 11:16 PM #1
    Quote Originally Posted by EE100shiro View Post
    nak ng teteng......may buni?
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    February 18th, 2012 04:11 PM #2
    Quote Originally Posted by chua_riwap

    nak ng teteng......may buni?
    Gutom lang yun, nangangain na eh
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    February 29th, 2012 12:26 PM #9

    [img]http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/sign-fail-accident-****-area.jpg[/img]



    wahaha reminds me of an erap joke

    One day, Erap sees Pres. Ramos reading a book on logic.

    Erap : Fidel, mahirap yata iyang binabasa mong libro.

    Ramos : Hindi, logic lang ito, madali lang.

    Erap : Ano ba yang logic na yan, hindi ko yata alam yan.

    Ramos : Ganito lang yan, may aquarium ka ba sa bahay?

    Erap : Oo.

    Ramos : Kung may aquarium ka, eh di mahilig ka sa isda.

    Erap : Oo.

    Ramos : At kung mahilig ka sa isda, mahilig ka rin sa dagat.

    Erap: Oo.

    Ramos ; Eh di kung mahilig ka sa dagat, gusto mo pumupunta sa beach.

    Erap : Oo.

    Ramos : At kung mahilig kang pumunta sa beach, mahilig ka sa babaeng naka-bathing suit.

    Erap : Oo.

    Ramos : Eh kung mahilig ka sa mga seksing babaeng naka-bathing suit, >eh >>di >> > >lalakeng - lalaki ka.

    Erap : Oo.

    Ramos : Eh kung lalakeng - lalaki ka, eh di macho ka.

    Erap : Oo.

    Ramos : Kita mo na na, ganyan lang ang logic!

    Erap : Okey pala yang logic na yan, ah!

    The following day, Erap sees Maceda in the Senate. . .

    Erap : Pare,Maceda, susubukan ko lang itong tinuro sa aking logic ni Ramos.

    Maceda : Sige nga!

    Erap : May aquarium ka ba sa bahay?

    Maceda : Wala.

    Erap : BAKLA! BAKLA! BAKLA!
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    February 19th, 2012 11:32 AM #10
    im not anti-penoy but i think this pic from fb is

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    February 19th, 2012 08:49 PM #11
    ano ang tawag sa anak ng taong grasa?
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    February 19th, 2012 08:54 PM #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    ano ang tawag sa anak ng taong grasa?
    edi baby oil
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    February 19th, 2012 09:22 PM #13
    Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher.

    Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?

    Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.

    Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?

    Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.

    Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?

    Bata: Ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan, eh wala ng damo? syempre umalis na po. Common sense naman mam!
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    February 19th, 2012 09:24 PM #14
    Sa police station:

    Police 1: ano itsura ng suspect?

    Biktima: naka-orange po siya
    at dilaw ang buhok

    Iginuhit ng police 1 at pinakita
    sa police 2.

    Police 1: Pare, di natin kayang
    hulihin to!

    Police 2: Bakit?

    Police 1: Dilaw daw ang buhok
    at naka-orange. Kung hindi si
    Naruto, Si San-Goku yon!
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    February 19th, 2012 09:25 PM #15
    ama: anak magsaing ka na

    anak: paano ako magsasaing,eh wala po tayong bigas?

    ama: aralin mo ang magluto na walang bigas..

    anak: tay kain na po kayo tapos na po akong nagsaing

    ama: bakit walang kanin?

    anak:tay aralin nyong kumain na na walang kanen..

    ama:bwesit ka na bata ka.. magmula ngayon h'wag mo na akong tawaging tatay......

    anak: ok friend...

    nyahahahha
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