There are four kinds of *** :
HOUSE *** - When you are newly married and have *** all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM *** - After you have been married for a while, you only have *** in the bedroom.
HALL *** - After you've been married for years you just pass each other in the hall and say "**** YOU"
COURTROOM *** - When your wife and her lawyer **** you in the divorce court for every penny you've got.!! :P