hehe.. sorry po.Originally Posted by dcph172
i think the joke follows the syllogism that:
i) women have the propensity to use headache as an excuse to avoid ***
ii) apparently, the golfer inherited the woman's traits following the hand transplant
iii) and that includes her disinterest to ***, hence the proverbial excuse
iv) thus, so the golfer's unlucky fate. . .
pero hindi din po ako sigurado dito kasi it doesn't look that funny superficially.
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March 2nd, 2011 07:03 PM #2puwede. however, if the head ache is just an excuse, meaning non-existent, then the golfer shouldn't be really feeling the headache at all. unless women (or the one he got the transplant from atleast) really do get headache when its time for ***. however this part is not established in the joke so there is a disconnect somewhere haha
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March 2nd, 2011 08:20 PM #3Wife mad at drunken Husband: From now on, lips that touch liquor will never touch mine...
(Later She said): What are you thinking??
Husband: Trying to decide between 12 yr. old Scotch and 50 yr. old lips.
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March 2nd, 2011 08:30 PM #4After losing her husband almost four years ago, Anna started dating again. She met a guy and they took to one another. After six weeks of dating, they went for a weekend away. Their first night there, they both undressed. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties while he was in his birthday suit. He asked, “Why the black panties?” She replied, “My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning.” He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same thing. She stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit but now he was wearing a black condom. She looked at him and asked, “What’s with the black condom?” He replied, “I would like to offer my deepest condolences.”
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March 2nd, 2011 08:32 PM #5Isang gabi, naglalakad ang isang lalaki sa may tulay nang may makita
siyang babaeng nasa taas ng gilid nito at magtatangkang magpatiwakal. "
Huwag, " sigaw ng lalaki. At sa kabutihang palad ay nakumbinsi ang babae
at siya ' y bumaba
Lalaki: Ano bang problema mo' t naisipan mong gawin yan.
Babae: Kasi, iniwan ako ng boypren ko' t sumama sa ibang babae.
Lalaki: Miss, ganyan din ang problema ko pero di ko inisip na
magpakamatay.
Babae: So, anong gagawin natin? Nag-isip sandali ang lalaki at sinabi...
Lalaki: Kung gusto mo, maghiganti tayo sa kanila.
Babae: Paanong paghihiganti?
Lalaki: Alam mo na ang ibig kong sabihin... (sabay kindat sa babae na
nakuha naman ni babae ang ipinahiwatig na yon).
Maya maya'y nasa isang kuwarto na sila ng motel at nangyari na nga ang
di dapat mangyari. Nang makaraos si lalaki, nagsindi siya ng yosi. Nang
halos filter na lang ay biglang nagsabi si babae ng:
"Maghiganti ul! i tayo " .Medyo pagod, pero pinagbigyan uli niya ang
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Babae: Maghiganti uli tayo.
Medyo nangangatog na ang mga tuhod pero dahil sa hilig, muling
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Babae: Ganti uli tayo. Talagang lupaypay na si manoy niya pero para
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Pagkatapos kumuha siya ng yosi. Sisindihan pa lang nang biglang...
Babae: Ganti uli tayo.
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March 2nd, 2011 08:38 PM #6Anak: Ma, hingi sana ako ng P50.
Nanay: P40? Ang laki naman ng P30! Anong gagawin mo sa P20? Akala mo madaling kumita ng P10? O, eto P5.
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March 12th, 2011 10:48 AM #8makahanap nga ng mayayang gustong maghiganti Originally Posted by jansky
....hahahha!!!!
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March 3rd, 2011 10:30 PM #9Well, if a joke needs to be explained then it is not that fun anymore. But this one made a lot of us curious. I guess that made it fun. Originally Posted by e-bundok
hehe.. sorry po.
i think the joke follows the syllogism that:
i) women have the propensity to use headache as an excuse to avoid ***
ii) apparently, the golfer inherited the woman's traits following the hand transplant
iii) and that includes her disinterest to ***, hence the proverbial excuse
iv) thus, so the golfer's unlucky fate. . .
pero hindi din po ako sigurado dito kasi it doesn't look that funny superficially.
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March 3rd, 2011 10:35 PM #10May kilala akong nadisgrasya ang mukha. Nasabuyan ng asido. Napaayos naman niya mukha nya. The doctors grafted some skin from his butt on the damaged part of his face. If you see him, you will never know that he had undergone surgery. There is only one problem. When you ask him to sit down, he puts his face on the chair.
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March 7th, 2011 07:52 PM #11MATH TEACHER: Ano ang pinagkaiba ng 69 sa 6.9?
NAUGHTY STUDENT: Ma'am pareho lang po sila ng position kaya lang mas kadiri ang 6.9 kasi may period!
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