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  1. Join Date
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    #41
    Quote Originally Posted by kyle618
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    1. remove democracy from the philippines cuz people here dont follow our rules.
    2. Jeepneys and tricycles will be replaced by trains and buses
    3. underspeeding is punishable by lethal injection <--- hell yeah
    4. removal of taxes on high displacement engines < ---
    5. if jeepneys or tricycles still attempt to do their routes... they will be arrested and killed immediately.
    6. Development of highway like widening of roads. 4 lanes lahat minimum.
    7. sidewalk clearing with no objections from stpd vendors. again if they dont comply. they will be shot.
    8. Old beat up cars will be rammed and pushed over any cliff (the nearest cliff preferably)
    9. Removal of made up cars exceptions: if its a supercar or its damn good looking car.
    10. Highways like SLEX and NLEX and edsa will have a minimum speed of 150kph and a maximum of 450kph. <- no jet fighters please. There will be a ultra fast lane (250kph and up), fast lane (200kph to 249kph), and the normal lane (150kph to 199kph). If your car can't reach 150kph ... once again u will be rammed and pushed over the nearest cliff or rammed and towed to the nearest junk shop.
    11. buses only stop at designated bus stops... we dont care if u sweat like a pig walking to a bus stop. walking is exercise. exercise is good.
    12. Holdapers will be punishable by lethal injections. no objections... no reasons like my family is hungry etcetc.
    13. Population control. if u cannot feed ur kids, then u stop making them. period. if not, you are arrested and put to jail for the rest of your life!

    thats it for now...
    You will get my vote, kaya lang baka kaunti na lang matitirang tao sa bansa natin. hehehe

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    #42
    I'll destroy everything that destroys this nation.

  3. FrankDrebin Guest
    #43


    Mga mahal kong kababayan. Kapag ako ang nanalong presidente ang gagawin ay...

    1. Sugpuin ang corruption. Paano?

    1.1 Lahat ng may capital or major punishment firing squad lahat. Wala ng human-human rights! Magtatayo ako ng guillotine sa Quirino Grandstand para makita ng publiko na huwag tularan ang mga ihodefuta.

    1.2 Mabilis na hustisya. Kailangan 2 linggo lang tapos na ang kaso. Kung hindi pati yung atty nila kasama nilang bibitayin.

    1.3 Palitan lahat ang mga empleyado ng gobyerno, pulis at sundalo opisyal man or hindi, ng mga bata-bata opisyal at tao. Para maliit pa lang sungat at maputol agad. At ang maging corrupt bitay!!!

    1.4 Gandahan ang mga sweldo at perks ng mga kawani ng gobyerno, pulis at mga sundalo. At ang maging corrupt bitay!!!

    1.5 Bawal ang mayaman at mas lalo na ang yumaman kapag nasa hanay ka ng gobyerno kundi bitay ka. Lalagyan ko ng margin kung hanggang saan ka lang pwede at dapat reasonable ang income at walang bullshit na business like Joseph Estrada Production, Lito Lapid Production, et al na noong 70s at 80s pa ang huling pelikula at may income pa hanggang ngayon!


    2. Massive Public Urban/Rural Infrastructure, Police and Military Modernization

    2.1 Housing sa mga squatter. Ipagigiba ko lahat ng mga squatter area sa buong bansa. Bibigyan sila ng matinong housing para wa na say. Ang makulit na bumalik bitay!!

    2.2 Urban/Rural redesign ng Metro Manila! Ang panget na ng MM! Walang design. Lahat ng daan mapa-eskinita or flyover pa yan ay babaguhin at gagawing first class. Kung kakailangan gibain lahat ng masasagasaan building eh di gibain! Maglalagay ako ng modernong Rail system sa lahat ng lalawigan para mapabilis ang daloy ng produkto.

    2.3 Bawal na ang Logging! Mapa-big loggers pa o munting slash n burn lang bitay ang katapat niyan!

    2.4 Massive Reforestation sa lahat ng kalbong bundok at nakakalbong bundok! Pati ulo ni Bembol patataniman ko!

    2.5 Ipatutunaw ko ang lahat ng lumang kagamitan ng Sandatahang Lakas at Kapulisan kasi puro luma at para may pakinabang naman. Papalitan ko lahat ng modernong gamit at uniform. Lahat bago at moderno ang mobile patrol, helicopter, fighter planes, support vehicles, ships, communication, rifles, etc. Again ang may sumawsaw sa budget bitay!!!



    susundan
    Last edited by FrankDrebin; April 12th, 2005 at 04:20 PM.

  4. Join Date
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    #44
    Bebenta ko sa Amerkano ang Pinas baka sakali ma disiplina

  5. Join Date
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    #45
    invade brunei for the oil money. teka, kaya ba natin 'to?

  6. FrankDrebin Guest
    #46
    Quote Originally Posted by M54 Powered
    invade brunei for the oil money. teka, kaya ba natin 'to?
    Soon to come sa agenda (after ng FD ART 2.5) ko kapag ako ang nanalo...

  7. Join Date
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    #47
    Quote Originally Posted by M54 Powered
    invade brunei for the oil money. teka, kaya ba natin 'to?
    hinde! sundalo ng brunei 1 brigade lang pero may 2 gurka battalions dun. yung brunei army tatakbo agad yun pero yung mga gurka nakow pow dami puputulan ng tenga na pinoy suldados, baka yung suldados natin ang tumakbow!

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    #48
    ipapa manage ko sa jp morgan ung pilipinas. alisin na mga senators/congressmen. sa jp morgan ko na lang ibabayad ung mga suweldo nila, wala pa kurakot.

  9. Join Date
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    #49
    1. Dissolve the Upper & Lower House. Replace with a People's Parliament composed of outstanding students, businessmen, economists, professors, civic leaders, etc.

    2. Computerization of all record keeping, transactions, etc.

    3. Streamline the government's organization, policies & procedures.

    4. Realignment of salaries for all government employees.

    5. Expand the railway system for more efficient handling of goods & as a main means of transportation.

    6. Hire external auditors.

    7. Build nuclear power plants.

    8. Only income tax payers & students are allowed to vote.

    9. Utilize the AFP to assist the PNP.

    10. Give more teeth to the BIR, COA & the Ombudsman.

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    #50
    if i were to bcome the president, bibigyan ko tig-isang all-new BMW 3series lahat ng tsikot members hehehehehe.....pili na kayo ng kulay!!!

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