Is to resign
ako siguro aayusin ko yung budget...yung CDF ng mga congressman, irequire ko na may liquidation para makita ko kung saan napupunta ang "country development fund" / pork barrel nila...mag iprioritize ko sa education at health sa budget...un muna..hirap din ng work ng president nuh...hehehe...
Sarap isipin na presidente ka ano? Ako siguro una kong gagwin is to declare martial law and concentrate more on peace and order. Decentralization comes next on my priorities. Congested na sa Manila so I will try to open new jobs sa country side one province at a time. Ano pa ba..... put emphasize sa mga locally-produced products and impose a 500% tax on imported products (except cars) and limit the car buying capability of the public (mala-Singapore), hehehe.
i'll buy lots of shoes! different colors! different materials! and by different designers! :evillaugh:
ako ipagbabawal ko na mga bus sa edsa!pati yung mga bulok na taxi...ang init na ng aircon di pa nagsusukli...
that's the problem with our leaders...di nila magawa yung mga bagay na ganyan kasi baka di sila iboto sa susunod na election...how st***d!!!
i'll steal n hoard all the money i can then fake my death, have plastic surgery to change my face then leave philippines. lol
declare martial law and makipag-alliance to other foreign countries like what mackoy did and rule philippines like fidel castro (with iron fist) anybody who will commit a crime will be shot on the spot! tignan natin kung may gumawa pa ng kalokohan nyan! tapos kayo mga fellow tsikoteers i-eexempt ko ang vehicles sa tax!!! para lahat tayo makabili ng tsikot na maganda for a low price!!!
**************************************************[SIZE=2]Mini Cooper with B16A Engine inside![/SIZE]
Hmmm... I just noticed.
A lot of us have narcissistic ambitions of being in absolute control of the country (through martial law) for the "betterment" of fellow Filipinos.
Which I think isn't so far off to the chaotic democracy that we now thrive in.
kuha ako ng magaling na VP .. tapos pagawa ko sa kanya trabaho .. tapos ako relax lang ..![]()
then after a few months your good and so far effective VP will throw you out by means of coup de etat.Originally Posted by mrpink
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I will encourage my politicians and my businessmen to invest in jetfighters destroyers and warships. so that our soldier will have new toys to tinker with and will not be used as private armies or "fund raising" activities.
then if I have amassed enough war machines, I will secretly declare war in Spratly's and Sabah Island and send all the war freak & hi-adrenalin adventurous soldiers there together with their new toys. then we citizens achieve peace![]()