If You Are Made President, What is the First Thing You'll Do

[pajerokid]

1) IMPLEMENT "OPERATION KAMAY NA BAKAL"

2) PROLLY APPOINT BF AS MY EXECUTIVE OFFICER

3) UPGRADE PSG VEHICLES TO ESCALADES

4) FORCE MITSU TO REPLACE ALL 4D56s WITH 4M41s hehehehehe
(i think this should be # 1 :D )

[Rediesel]

GUILTY unless proven otherwise -> new rule for those people in the government service.

All offenses comitted by persons in authority will be UNBAILABLE. (whether its only an accusation, IF the one complaining in the end has no REAL evidence then SEND the complainant to the mouth of a smoldering pot of molten iron :evil: )

Publisize all executions (firing squad, CASTRATION :twisted: , Decapitation :twisted: )

It will not be an excuse if you are poor, for the poor to commit crimes and claim BECAUSE WE ARE ONLY POOR. Immediately TORTURE MUNA bago Pugot ng Kamay then silya elektrika follow it up with firing squad.

Damn I'm :evil:

After all of these baka mabait pa sa angel ang Pinoy

[Berlinetta]

Get rid of the senate and congress. These people only contribute to the country's growing budget deficit. Anyway, parang redundant lang naman ang trabaho ng pareho. Imbestiga sa senado, imbestiga sa kongreso. Puro si Juan dela Cruz ang nagbabayad ng mga ginagastos sa mga pormahan nila. Tapos kabi-kabilang sign makikita mo, project of senator this, conmgressman that. Pera naman natin yan na nilalagyan ng sticker ng pangalan nila. Kaysa ibayad ko sa mga mayayabang na mga yan ang suweldo nila, I'd rather pay it to the high-risk government jobs. Like the police, soldiers, teachers. Puro porma, pero tago nang tago sa immunity nila kapag nagigipit.

[chieffy]

FIRST, COMPREHENSIVE ECONOMIC REFORM...........KUNG KARAMIHAN SIGURO SA PILIPINO AY MAY MAAYOS NA HANAPBUHAY, KUMAKAIN NG TATLONG BESES SA ISANG ARAW, MAY HANAPBUHAY AT MAY SAPAT NA KINIKITA BUHAT SA KANI-KANILANG EMPLOYER(MAY SAPAT DING SUPORTANG NAKUKUHA MULA SA GOBYERNO) UPANG ANG MGA PANGUNAHIN NILANG(MGA MAHIHIRAP NA PILIPINO) MGA PANGANGAILANGAN AY MATUGUNAN, MABABAWASAN SIGURO ANG KARAMIHAN SA MGA SAKIT NATIN SA LIPUNAN........ ang daling sabihin...libre naman ang mangarap di ba??? :|

[RedHorse]

First order of the day, revive the firing squad execution in Luneta.

And

Appoint Afrasay as the official barker -- FUEGOOOO!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


(other isuzu fuego owners may alternate) :D

[dieselNUBI]

may kulang ata...

WAG APIHIN ANG MGA DIESELERS!

yes to SMOKE BELCHING!!!!















teka... parang mali ata un ah :lol: :lol:

[pajerokid]

dieselNUBI::: nyehehehe! Agreed! Except siguro yung talagang garapal na ang usok :D

[Erick]

Mahirap na responsbilidad yan ah......

pero kung ako ang tatanungin....

Priority No. 1 Peace and order:
I will ensure that all the streets in the Philippines is safe for all the people (Filipinos and foreigners). Flush out the hoodlums in uniforms. Revamp the PNP, sack all the high ranking officials, and promote new and deserving soldiers to infuse new blood in the system. That way, maalis ang connection ng mga datihan ng officials sa mga kumo-corrupt sa mga gobyerno. Ipatupad lahat ng batas, masagasaan na lahat ng masasagasaan. I believe na if there is peace and order, what follows is economic stability and foreign investments.

Saka na priority no. 2 kasi sa term kong 4 yrs. eh di ko agad magagawa laht ng yun. Isang priority lang and that is peace and order...... all else will follow.

Just my two cents. :lol:

[1D4LV]

i'll convert this country into socialism and i will change my title to premier....

seriously. i've been to shanghai, china last week and i think this form of government works. people there are disciplined and most services are operated by the government. ang sweldo ng tao is almost the same (except perhaps to some people working in multinational companies, in which, in their case are joint ventures between MNCs and local Chinese companies, so controlled pa rin ng government ang operations ng MNCs).



:D

[crawdaddy]

bibili muna ako ng Hilux, 2nd hand kasi ang gusto ko yung mga '95 - '97 models eh... or a Land Cruiser... kasi pano ko pasisiyahin ang taong bayan kung ako nga hindi masaya? ehehehehe!!