Joke Time!

**jick.cejoco** · July 20th, 2015 03:04 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty2BGisurLY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty2BGisurLY

**jodski** · July 21st, 2015 10:49 AM

^ medyo na bad trip ako dun sa mga babies na may red horse at yosi.

**Monseratto** · July 21st, 2015 11:19 AM

**Monseratto** · July 22nd, 2015 07:56 AM

English in Japan...

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English in Japan...

**machine.pistol** · July 22nd, 2015 06:13 PM

The Pope and the Beggar
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy.

One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross.

The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the throngs of people giving money to the beggar who holds the Cross while none give to the beggar holding the Star of David. He feels sorry for him.

pope
Finally, the Pope approaches the beggar with the Star of David and says: "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would probably give more money to him just out of spite!"

The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, and turned to the beggar with the Cross and said: "Moishe, would you look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!"

**greenlyt** · August 6th, 2015 12:58 PM

pulot sa FB:

**machine.pistol** · August 6th, 2015 02:39 PM

Large red circle Wife : Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today?
Husband : First make it, we'll name it later. Smiling face (black and white)

Large red circle A frustrated husband in front of his laptop :
Dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
Large red circle A married man's prayer :
Dear God, You gave me childhood, You took it away
You gave me youth, You took it away.
You gave me a wife ... It's been years now, so just reminding You.

Large red circle A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight !
What the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
????????

Large red circleEmployee : Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home ???
Boss : I am a lion at home too, But there we have a lion tamer !!!
Large red circle A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife : honey ... you say a prayer before eating at home.
Husband : that's at home sweetheart ... here the chef knows how to cook.

Large red circle Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very Disturbed"