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    #3421
    Put Tang in baha. Hehehehe

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    #3422
    Quote Originally Posted by norelco View Post
    Put Tang in baha. Hehehehe
    Ano daw? tapos tumawa?

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    Quote Originally Posted by norelco View Post
    Put Tang in baha. Hehehehe
    Ano daw? tapos tumawa?

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    #3423
    Ay sorry po Sir CLAVEL3699, natawa lang po sa post ni Sir Monseratto about TANG.. Pasensiya na po hindi na mauulit.


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    #3424
    Son: Dad I just had ***!
    Dad: That's GREAT... Come here and SIT down...
    Son: I can't...my ASS hurts...



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    Son: Dad I just had ***!
    Dad: That's GREAT... Come here and SIT down...
    Son: I can't...my ASS hurts...


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    #3425

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    #3426

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    #3427
    An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site.

    The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."

    To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shovelling."

    To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

    He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile."

    So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched.

    He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

    The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him."

    Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.

    The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."

    The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy.

    He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute.

    Until suddenly, the Chinese guy scares the hell out of him when he jumps out from behind the pile of sand and yells...


    SUPPLIES!!

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    #3428
    by the gates of heaven; peter told everyone who enters; "i'll give a nice ride to anyone who doesn't commit adultery during their lives"

    there goes simon who seems clean and gets a bugatti veyron.
    the next day his playboy friend mat arrived and got a fiat uno, one day he came across with simon with his bugatti then laughs. are you laughing with my bugatti? look at yours idiot!
    mat simply quipped; oh... haven't you seen your wife? i just saw her 2 blocks down riding a bicycle!

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    #3429
    Do you want to drive someone nuts?





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    Do you want to drive someone nuts?




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    #3430
    Boss: why do you think we should hire you?

    John: kasi po bago pa lang po ako kaya wala pa po akong sungay.

    Boss: in english, please.

    John: ah, uhm, well you see i'm brand new so i'm not yet horny.

Joke Time!