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    Lol! Corny but funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    I just had to confirm... I entered the kanji characters in google translate and tama nga!
    黄福興書 / Hungfxng shū / Huang Fuxing book

    Hehehe

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    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

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    A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"

    The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

    A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

    "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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    Daddy: Anong gusto nyong maging paglaki nyo?
    JJ1: Ako, doctor!
    JJ2: Ako, papalitan ko si Daddy sa office.
    Daddy: Talaga, gusto mo din magwork sa office?
    JJ2: Oo, pero di ba wala naman ginagawa doon? Nakaupo ka lang!

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    JJ1: Daddy, tingnan mo ang tataas ng mga grades ko!
    Daddy: JJ2, ikaw patingin mga grades mo… Bakit may isang red?
    JJ2: Ano ba yong red?
    Daddy: Ibig sabihin bagsak yon!
    JJ2: Ahhhh.. Daddy, tingnan mo, ang daming black! Ang galing ko, no?

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    Walang pasok since Tuesday last week.
    Kagabi (Sunday), biglang umulan ng malakas.
    JJ2: Yehey, walang pasok bukas!

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    Double post

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    Based on true events...



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    Daddy: Bakit andami mong mali (16/20) sa quiz nyo?
    JJ2: 16 lang ang gusto kong score eh!

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    Daddy: Bakit andami mo na naman mali sa quiz (15/20)?
    JJ2: Yung katabi ko kasi nangongopya sa akin, minali ko ang mga sagot ko!

Joke Time!