In the middle of the night the congressman’s wife wakes up. Hearing noises downstairs, she taps her sleeping husband.
Wife: Hon, wake up. There are thieves in the house.
Cong: (half asleep) I know… but more in the Senate.![]()
:hysterical: :D:bounceD: :hysterical: Bwahahaha!!! Pesteng Pesbuk 'yan!
“I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers.”
~Bob Monkhouse
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does this ass make me look fat?
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"LI - BAYS"
Kwaliti neber gows awt op stayl
:hysterical: :puke1: :hysterical:
Eto ang ***Y!!! Bwahahaha!!! 'Pag hindi ka pa mandin nasuka ewan ko na lang!!! :puke1:
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