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    #1071
    When I was young I wanted to go to a medical school, but I was confused by the entrance exam.

    One of the questions was, “Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect.”

    Those who spelled SPINE became doctors.

    The rest ended up in Congress.

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    #1072
    AYON SA SURVEY..

    Sagot sa survey ng mga single at married na lalake:

    TANONG: ano ang una mong tinitingnan pag may dumaan na babaeng ***y?

    SAGOT NG SINGLE MEN:

    35% ang nagsabing tinitingnan nila una ang mukha

    30% ang nagsabing tinitingnan nila una ang dibdib

    20% ang nagsabing tinitingnan nila una ang pwet

    15% ang nagsabing tinitingnan nila una ang legs

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    SAGOT NG MARRIED MEN:

    100% ang nagsabing tinitingnan nila muna kung nakatingin ang mga asawa nila

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    #1073

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    #1074

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    #1075

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    #1079
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    naku ganito ako pag nakakatabi ko si crush at dumidikit sa binti ko. hahaha

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    #1080
    Quote Originally Posted by joemarski View Post

    nakaka relate

Joke Time!