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  1. Join Date
    Oct 2006
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    #1111
    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
    mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
    gives him a partial sponge bath.

    "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
    here to wash your upper body and feet."

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
    testicles black?"

    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
    from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
    and pulls back the covers.
    She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
    gently in the other.

    She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
    Sir. They look fine."

    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
    very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
    very, very closely:

    Are - my - test - results - back?"

  2. Join Date
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    3,754
    #1112
    Quote Originally Posted by stickers View Post
    Q:Ano ang pinaka ayaw ng babae sa lalaki?

    A: Pagtitiwala.


    read slowly.
    Ayaw din naman nga lalake sa babae ang MANIWALA

  3. Join Date
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    #1113
    ^

    monay na lang sir.

  4. Join Date
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    #1114

  5. Join Date
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    #1115

  6. Join Date
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    #1116
    From Sen. Miriam


    Q: Why is the campaign period scheduled during summer?


    A: Because this is the time the true nature of politicians is exposed.

    Kung matunaw sila sa init, ibig sabihin plastic sila.

    Kung masunog sila sa araw, ibig sabihin mapapel sila.

    At kung mahilig silang magbilad sa araw, malamang buwaya sila.

  7. Join Date
    Sep 2007
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    #1117
    Quote Originally Posted by itchier View Post
    From Sen. Miriam


    Q: Why is the campaign period scheduled during summer?


    A: Because this is the time the true nature of politicians is exposed.

    Kung matunaw sila sa init, ibig sabihin plastic sila.

    Kung masunog sila sa araw, ibig sabihin mapapel sila.

    At kung mahilig silang magbilad sa araw, malamang buwaya sila.”

    Hehehe. True- To- Lie stories 'yan bay. :cheers2:

  8. Join Date
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    157
    #1118
    Oh My Golly...


  9. Join Date
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    #1119
    [img]http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0905/optical-illusion-life-time-joke-mind-****-buy-gift-shoes-str-demotivational-poster-1241952518.jpg[/img]

  10. Join Date
    Jan 2003
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    3,778
    #1120
    In the event Grace Poe get's to win in the Senatorial election, she has this agenda already.

    Changes she will make with her impact:

    National fish : sugPOE
    National game : trumPOE
    National vegetable: uPOE
    National bird: POEgo
    National fruit : POEmelo
    National hero : laPOE-laPOE
    National animal: POEsa
    National anthem: POEsong bato

    Now it's up to you if your gonna vote for her knowing what's gonna happen.
    If you vote for her: POEtang ina mo!

Joke Time!