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    MacBook Chair


    Sent from whatever device I got my hands on via Tapatalk

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    ^

    nangiinsulto ka ba sir inuupuan na ang macbook?

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    Tatay to anak..
    TATAY: Bagsak ka na nman! Ba't di mo gayahin si Pedro? Palaging may honor.
    ANAK: Unfair naman kung ikumpara nyo ako kay Pedro.
    TATAY: Bakit naman?
    ANAK: Matalino Tatay nun

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    :electricf:

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    FLAPPY BIRD

    GIRL: Labz padulaa ko sa imong Flappy Bird

    BOY: wink wink wink with naughty smile.....

    Pandamay !! The end.

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    ^ translate.......

    Sent from my XT910 using Tapatalk 2

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    Paddy is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny

    mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top
    of her thighs.

    To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

    The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you
    looking at my vagina?"

    "Yes, I'm sorry," Paddy replies and promises to avert his eyes.

    "It's quite all right," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll
    make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the vagina blows him a kiss.

    Paddy, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder
    vagina can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. Paddy stares
    in amazement as the vagina winks at him.

    "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.

    Paddy moves over and she smiles and asks, "Would you like to stick a

    couple of fingers in?"

    Stunned, Paddy replies, "You're kidding—you mean it can whistle, too?”

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Joke Time!