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    #2531
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha....
    sumakit tiyan namin ng asawa ko....hahahahahahaha

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    #2532
    ^

    pang ilan sir?

    BTT:

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    :electricf:

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    #2534
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    bili na!

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    #2538
    A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the
    third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.

    After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their
    situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke.
    'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.'

    'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive
    more than a day or two..'

    'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it
    out of here alive, would you do something for me?'

    'Anything, Father.'

    'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see
    yours.'

    'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'

    The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her
    shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.

    'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?'.......she consented and he
    fondled them for several minutes.

    'Father, could I ask something of you?'

    'Yes, Sister?'

    'I have never seen a man's appendage. Could I see yours?'

    'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.

    'Oh Father, may I touch it?'

    The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was
    sporting a huge erection.

    'Sister, you know that if I insert my appendage in the right place, it can
    give Life.'

    'Is that true Father?'

    'Yes, it is, Sister.'

    'Oh Father, that's wonderful ... Stick it in the camel and let's get
    the hell out of here!'

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    #2539
    ^ Huwag ka ng malungkot Father...

    malay mo virgin pa 'yang camel, eh di naka- jackpot ka!!! :hysterical:

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Joke Time!