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    #2592
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post


    Langya,pinatay na si long mejialagot ka retz

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    ^

    haha, napulot lang sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post


    hahahahahahahaha..... nag insist ba naman.....hahahaha...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    Screenshot lang katapat nyan at printer, post nila ung mukha nb mag umiihi.

    btw, kung babae ung umiihi......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manilablock View Post
    Screenshot lang katapat nyan at printer, post nila ung mukha nb mag umiihi.

    btw, kung babae ung umiihi......
    Ikalat nila sa Pesbuk. :hysterical:

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    " Ang Pride ay parang PANTY,
    Kung hindi mo ibababa, walang mangyayari"

    DOC : Hubad na iha, wag kang matakot, i am a
    professional ,i will not take advantage of you.
    This will just be a general check-up.

    Girls : Saan ko po ilalagay ang panty ko ?

    Doc: Dyan na lang sa tabi ng brief ko!




    Youngest Son : Dad, what's the difference between hypothetically & reality ?

    Dad turns to wife..Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million ?

    Wife : Of course! I wouldn't waste such an opportunity.

    Dad ask daughter...Would sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million ?

    Daughter: Yes , his my fantacy !

    Dad ask elder son...Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million ?

    Elder son: Why not? Imagine what i can do with that money.

    Father turns to youngest son..." You see son, hypothetically we're sitting with 3 million,
    but in reality. we are living with 2 prostitutes and a gay BASTARD!"




    GIRL : Doc palagay ko puno ng tubig ang boobs ko.

    DOC : bakit mo naman nasabi yun ?

    GIRL : kasi tuwing pinipisil ni boyfriend ko ang boobs ko,
    nababasa ang pempem ko!





    Si mommy Dionisia nag bar sa Waldorf Astoria in NY....

    Sabi ng katabi nyang german... Waiter, Remy Martin single!

    yung Italaian naman...waiter, Carlo Rossi double!

    Mommy Dionisia : Dius miu , kailangan pa pala magpakilala bago mag umorder, shet!
    "Wiyter..Dionisia Pacquiao Sipareyted"

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Joke Time!