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  1. Join Date
    May 2011
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    #1361
    Juan: Nagyo-yosi ka?
    Pedro: uu
    Juan: Ilan kaha sa isang araw?
    Pedro: 3?
    Juan: Magkano isang kaha?
    Pedro: 30 pesos
    Juan: Gaano ka na ka tagal nagyoyosi?
    Pedro: 15 years
    Juan: Hmm... So ang isang kaha ay 30 pesos at nakaka 3 kaha ka sa isang araw bali sa 1 buwan naka 2700 pesos ka. Sa 1 taon meron kang 32,850 pesos, tama?
    Pedro: uu?
    Juan: Alam mo ba na kung di ka nagyoyosi, naipon mo sana ang pera mo nailagay mo sana sa bangko at nakabili ka na sana ng bagong Sportscar?
    Pedro: Eh ikaw nagyoyosi ka ba?
    Juan: Hindi?
    Pedro: eh loko k pl eh!, nasan yung Sportscar mo

  2. Join Date
    Oct 2011
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    #1362

  3. Join Date
    May 2011
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    1,012
    #1363
    Sa MRT...

    Boy 1.... pare nakahiya tayo

    Boy 2 .. bakit naman?

    Boy 1. yung matandang babae nakatayo, tapos tayo nakaupo,
    ayokong nakakakita ng matandang nahihirapan!

    Boy 2. Ako din..
    " TARA"
    " PIKIT TAYO"...

  4. Join Date
    Oct 2011
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    26,770
    #1364

  5. Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    2,301
    #1365
    isang contest na paramihan ng anak ang ginanap sa araneta coliseum, sold out ang event..

    amerikano: i have 47 children

    nagtilian ang crowd (ang dami nga.. whoo.. yeah..)

    chinese: that's nothing, i have 64 children

    nagtilian ulit ang crowd (whoo.. mas madami..)

    russian: you call that many?? i have 81 children

    nagtilian muli ang crowd (grabe!.. whoo..)

    nang tumungtong na yung pilipino para magsalita...

    crowd: daddy! daddy! daddy!...

  6. Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Posts
    26,770
    #1366

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    Oct 2011
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    26,770
    #1367

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    #1368

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  10. Join Date
    Feb 2009
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    #1370
    man to a blonde wearing a t shirt with TGIF print on the front: do you know what day it is and do you even know what TGIF stand for?
    blonde: it's wednesday, and i know exactly what TGIF on my t shirt stands for. it says Tits Go In Front

Joke Time!