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    #1401
    Quote Originally Posted by d'flash View Post
    anong case yung na-ifile? kasalanan talaga maging pangit
    Kawawa naman 'yung mga bata paglaki nila.
    Imagine sasabihan sila ng mga friends nila:
    Bakit ang gaganda ng mga mga parents mo, samantalang ikaw... fanget?!?

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    #1402
    Makeup lang katapat nyan sir. Kaya maganda sa babae eh ung nakikita mo siya ung bagong gising sa umaga dun mo makikita natural na beauty nya.

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    #1404
    ^

    Exagge naman yan sir.

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    #1405
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    Makeup lang katapat nyan sir. Kaya maganda sa babae eh ung nakikita mo siya ung bagong gising sa umaga dun mo makikita natural na beauty nya.

    that's why the lights at the clubs are red. that's why you have to have dimmer light switches and a six pack of beer

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aa19-T43Jw]Love ten feet away - Kolea - YouTube[/ame]

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    #1406
    Teacher : Who invented the light Bulb ?

    Johnny : I don't know Miss

    Teacher : You need to focus more on your studies.

    Johnny : Please Miss, can I ask a question ?

    Teacher : Yes.

    Johnny : Do you know Angela ?

    Teacher : No, why ?

    Johnny : You need to focus more on your husband!!

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    #1407
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    ^

    Exagge naman yan sir.
    di marunong gumamit ng kaliwa.

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    #1408
    jesus and the apostles were on a mission to preach. jesus instructed each of the disciples to carry two pieces or rocks that day. judas brought two pebbles instead while everybody else brought avocaco sized rocks. at dusk, judas asks jesus " jesus, what are we going to do with the two rock we were carrying the whole day. jesus "judas it is late and we are hungry, those rocks will turn into bread and that is what you will have for dinner". judas was pissed, he only had two little pebble sized bread. the following day, jesus again instructed all the disciples to bring two rocks. judas, this time having learned his lesson, brought two rocks the size of watermelons the whole day. anxious at the end of the day, judas asks "jesus, are you going to turn these rocks into bread, i am hungry". jesus replied " judas, this town has a lot of food, don't worry about dinner". then judas asks, "so, my jesus, what are we going to do with these rocks"? jesus answers him " judas and all of you disciples, cast the rocks as far as you can and wherever the rocks land, will be your property". since judas had melon sized rocks, he only could throw it near and thus got a small piece of land. on the following day, jesus again instructs them to bring two pieces of rocks. as always, judas was the smart alec and always took advantage of any situation, brought two different sized rocks, one the size of an egg ( for throwing far to get a bigger piece of property) and one the size of a melon ( for a bigger loaf of bread). towards the end of the day, judas asks jesus " jesus, are we to cast the rocks to get another property and to have dinner"? jesus smiled and said " judas, this place has a lot of food prepared by the villagers and about the property, you already have one to erect your house". judas, not so happy carrying the two rocks all day asks "so, jesus, what are you going to do with these rocks then we've been carrying all day"? jesus, smiled with a very large grin "judas, you already have property, there's a lot of food, those two rocks you have been carrying will become your testicles"? judas was even more pissed, he had one testicle the size of an egg and one testicle the size of a melon

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    #1409
    Quote Originally Posted by jick.cejoco View Post
    jesus and the apostles were on a mission to preach. jesus instructed each of the disciples to carry two pieces or rocks that day. judas brought two pebbles instead while everybody else brought avocaco sized rocks. at dusk, judas asks jesus " jesus, what are we going to do with the two rock we were carrying the whole day. jesus "judas it is late and we are hungry, those rocks will turn into bread and that is what you will have for dinner". judas was pissed, he only had two little pebble sized bread. the following day, jesus again instructed all the disciples to bring two rocks. judas, this time having learned his lesson, brought two rocks the size of watermelons the whole day. anxious at the end of the day, judas asks "jesus, are you going to turn these rocks into bread, i am hungry". jesus replied " judas, this town has a lot of food, don't worry about dinner". then judas asks, "so, my jesus, what are we going to do with these rocks"? jesus answers him " judas and all of you disciples, cast the rocks as far as you can and wherever the rocks land, will be your property". since judas had melon sized rocks, he only could throw it near and thus got a small piece of land. on the following day, jesus again instructs them to bring two pieces of rocks. as always, judas was the smart alec and always took advantage of any situation, brought two different sized rocks, one the size of an egg ( for throwing far to get a bigger piece of property) and one the size of a melon ( for a bigger loaf of bread). towards the end of the day, judas asks jesus " jesus, are we to cast the rocks to get another property and to have dinner"? jesus smiled and said " judas, this place has a lot of food prepared by the villagers and about the property, you already have one to erect your house". judas, not so happy carrying the two rocks all day asks "so, jesus, what are you going to do with these rocks then we've been carrying all day"? jesus, smiled with a very large grin "judas, you already have property, there's a lot of food, those two rocks you have been carrying will become your testicles"? judas was even more pissed, he had one testicle the size of an egg and one testicle the size of a melon
    aha! si judas pala ang may kasalanan kung bakit may luslos! :D

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    #1410
    Mag-asawa kakataposl lang kumain.

    MISIS: dear, pagkatapos mo kumain hugasan mo naman ang mga plato ha

    MISTER: alam mo dear ang paghuhugas ng plato ay gawain ng mga babae at hindi ng mga lalake. Kaya nga diba Joy ang pangalan ng dishwashing liquid diba?

    MISIS: ah ganun ba? sige bukas maglalaba ka... bumili kasi ako ng sabon at Mr. Clean ang pangalan.

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