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    hoy! hindi mo ba nabasa ang nakasulat sa pader? sabi ng mama
    intsik: oo nabasa ko.
    mama: anong sabi ng sulat sa pader at hindi mo naiintindihan
    intsik: sabi sa pader hindi pwele ihi dito, umihi ako, pumwele di ba?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    Tao ba ito??? :tv_horror:

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    Quote Originally Posted by jick.cejoco View Post
    hahahaha golden showers


    buti na lang number 1, eh kung number 2 kaya?
    A different kind of golden shower :bwahaha:

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    :fetch1:

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    a patient with severely infected penis went to see a french doctor. the french doctor scheduled him for an amputation to the third leg. unhappy with the news, the patient went to a german doctor and to his dismay, had the same prognosis: amputation. still not losing hope, went to an american doctor. the american doctor had the same recommendation. sadly, the patient went home and thought for a long time. "maybe if i go to the asian doctor, he may be able to save my appendage". so off to the chinese doctor he went. the chinese doctor said":american doctor, german doctor and french doctors all the same, cut cut, cut."
    "me i don't cut, climb up the examination table and jump down to the floor it will fall off"

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    the washing machine in the condo broke, so the korean girl had to hand wash.
    first she washed the pillow case- washy, washy washy, rinsy rinsy, rinsy, smell, smell good
    next she washed her bra, washy, washy, washy,rinsy, rinsy,rinsy smell, smell good
    next she washed her panties, washy washy, washy, rinsy rinsy rinsy, smell- washy washy washy, smell, washy washy, washy, smell, washy, washy washy

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Joke Time!