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    http://f1208.mail.vip.ne1.yahoo.com/...Inbox&inline=1


    ( Don't ask me! I don't know how it's done!!)
    Last edited by joemarski; May 14th, 2013 at 01:41 PM.

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    teacher: do you know that your anus and your eyes nerves are connected?
    student: how so sir?
    teacher: it is called an optic-ass nerve.
    student: how are they connected?
    teacher: if you pull hair out of your ass, tears fall off your eyes, that's how they are connected

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    Love the Irish Logic... Mad Cow Disease

    You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs.

    In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for
    an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter...

    The interview was as follows:

    The lady reporter: “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.
    Can you offer any reason for this disease?”

    The farmer stared at the reporter and said…

    “Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?”

    Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between
    this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”

    Farmer: “And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”

    Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?”

    Farmer: “I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day....
    And only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?”

    THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED... :lolabove:

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    :congrats:

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Joke Time!