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    May 2011
    a gurl started to look her pussy, then she could no longer control herself and started touching it. at one point she went mad! and rubbed it so hard! then the pussy said..

    meow... and ran away..

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    Oct 2011

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    Oct 2011

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    Sep 2007
    Mr. Penis' Request

    Dear Management,

    I, Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    1- I do physical labor

    2- I work at great depths

    3- I plunge head first into everything I do

    4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off

    5- I work in a damp environment

    6- I don’t get paid overtime

    7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation

    8- I work in high temperatures

    9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases

    Dear Mr. Penis,

    After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your
    request for the following reasons:

    1- You can not work 8 hours straight

    2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods

    3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team

    4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations

    5- You do not take initiative — you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working

    6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift

    7- You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear

    8- You will retire well before you are 65

    9- You are unable to work double shifts

    10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task

    11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying
    two suspicious looking bags


    The Management

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    Oct 2011

    ay, ambot sa nimo yaya.

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    Sep 2007
    Tissue Holders


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    Feb 2009
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post

    hahahaha golden showers

    buti na lang number 1, eh kung number 2 kaya?
    Last edited by jick.cejoco; May 21st, 2013 at 04:06 PM.

Joke Time!