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    November 30th, 2012 02:43 PM #941
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    November 30th, 2012 03:33 PM #942
    ^ Wah-haha! Parang d*ck head ah......
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    November 30th, 2012 08:22 PM #943
    Quote Originally Posted by bobzy View Post
    wala ako tigil kakatawa habang binabasa ko 'to...:rofl::rofl::rofl:


    wowowee days pa mga Q&A na yan?
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    November 30th, 2012 08:23 PM #944
    opps. double post.
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    December 8th, 2012 04:40 PM #945
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    December 8th, 2012 04:47 PM #946
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    December 9th, 2012 10:20 AM #947
    EEE...Kadiri!!!

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    December 10th, 2012 08:56 AM #948
    Kaya natalo si Pacman kasi daw lumipat ng ibang seksta sabi ni Mommy D!

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    Kaya natalo si Pacman kasi daw lumipat ng ibang seksta sabi ni Mommy D!
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    December 10th, 2012 09:16 AM #949
    Ha-ha!
    Sabi pa nya (sa DZMM)...

    "Pwedi ka naman magbasa ng Baybul habang katuliku ka. Eywan ko sa mga pastur na yan. Ubos uras sa baybul.... isang araw! Wala na oras sa amin. Di na kami nakakausap."

    Oo nga naman...
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    December 15th, 2012 11:15 PM #950
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    December 15th, 2012 11:17 PM #951
    Quote Originally Posted by chua_riwap View Post

    Ibang rugby naman yan sir.
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    December 15th, 2012 11:25 PM #952
    Can your iPad do this?

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JjHihdaBnM]Best iPad salesman ever! - YouTube[/ame]
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    December 20th, 2012 08:16 AM #953
    You're sooo hot, Michelle Jenneke!!!

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    December 25th, 2012 10:34 PM #956
    Quote Originally Posted by piscesboy View Post

    LMAO!!
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    December 25th, 2012 10:57 PM #957
    eto pa pedobear naman. :bwahaha::bwahaha::rofl:

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    December 29th, 2012 03:57 AM #958
    matagal ko na ito nabasa pero nung nakita ko ulit napatawa pa ulit ako nito.


    Hinahanap ng mga NPA sina Juan, Pedro at Berting…

    Nagtago sila sa sako sa bodega ng kamote.. .

    NPA: “San na kaya sila?! hmp.. baka nagtatago lang ‘yang mga yan dito!!”

    (sinipa ng NPA ang sako 1)

    Juan: “meow! meow!”

    NPA: “Pusa lang pala, Eh eto kaya!!”

    (sinipa ang sako 2)

    Pedro: “Arf! Arf!”

    NPA: “Aso lang pala!!”

    (sinipa ang sako 3)

    Berting: *tahimik lang walang reaksyon.*

    (sinipa ulit ang sako 3)

    Berting: *wala ulit reaksyon*

    (sinipa ng sinipa ng paulit ulit ang sako 3)

    Berting: TANG INA NAMAN OH! KAMOTE AKO! WALA AKONG SOUND!

    (bwahahahaa..baliw to!!! XD)
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    December 30th, 2012 12:04 AM #959
    Juan:tikla anung ulam?

    Tikla:anjan na sa lamesa nakatakip ikaw ng bahalang pumili..

    Juaninalis ang takip)anung pagpipilian isang pirasong tuyo??

    Tikla:ikaw ng bahalang pumili kung kakain ka o hindi. :hysterical:
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    January 2nd, 2013 09:30 PM #960
    Sampung taong nakulong si Pedro kaya sabi nya paglabas na paglabas nya kailangang mailabas nya ang kanyang init sa katawan.

    Habang naglalakad na sya may nakita syang kambing, sa sobrang kali*****n sabi nya sa sarili "pwede nya na to"
    kaya sinimulan na nyang banatan ang kambing.

    Mayamaya may babaing humihingi ng saklolo, pinuntahan nya at sabi ng babae
    gagawin nya lahat ng gusto ni pedro matulungan lang sya. at tinulungan nga ni pedro. sabi ng babae bilang kabayaran anong gusto mong gawin ko?

    sabi ni pedro.... miss pakihawakan nga itong kambing ang likot eh....
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