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    March 21st, 2012 12:36 AM #431
    Quote Originally Posted by renzo_d10 View Post
    Yung kopal thread, puno ng joke time ...
    hehehe!
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    March 21st, 2012 12:50 AM #432
    Teacher: Late ka na naman Pedro! Lagi na lang ganyan! sige tatanungin kita, who is our national hero?

    Pedro: Jose Rizal, ma'am!

    Teacher: Sus! Tsamba lang yan!

    Pedro: Eh ma'am, kilala nyo ba si Karla?

    Teacher: Hindi, bakit?

    Pedro: Kitams! Turo ka ng turo! kabit ng mister mo di mo kilala.
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    March 21st, 2012 02:39 AM #433
    juan at pedro naguusap tungkol sa computer.

    Juan: pedro bakit ayaw gumana ng impernet exploder ko?

    pedro: tanga! hindi naman impernet exploder yan!

    Juan: eh ano?

    pedro: Boogle throne!
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    March 21st, 2012 02:46 AM #434
    ^ ..........
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    March 21st, 2012 09:15 AM #435
    Wife: “What are you doing?”

    Husband: “Nothing.”

    Wife: “Nothing...? You’ve been reading our marriage contract for an hour.”

    Husband: “I was looking for the expiration date.”
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    March 21st, 2012 05:21 PM #436
    Quote Originally Posted by itchier View Post
    Wife: “What are you doing?”

    Husband: “Nothing.”

    Wife: “Nothing...? You’ve been reading our marriage contract for an hour.”

    Husband: “I was looking for the expiration date.”
    expiration date - none
    best before - maybe
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    March 22nd, 2012 06:44 AM #437
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    March 22nd, 2012 02:19 PM #438
    ^^ so ang moral lesson sir is "wag na lang mag panty?"
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    March 22nd, 2012 06:23 PM #439
    Juan: Ben, tulungan mo nga ako hindi ako mapalagay kahapon pa.

    Ben: Anu yun tol.

    Juan: May nabili akong rubber shoes kahapon, hindi ko alam kung anung brand may "Check" sa gilid ng sapatos.

    Ben: Naku yun lang hindi mo alam, alam ko yan......." Check Taylor" Yan

    Juan: ganun ba, galing mo talaga, hindi ako nagkamali ng tinanungan..

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    March 22nd, 2012 06:29 PM #440
    Quote Originally Posted by galant E SS View Post
    Teacher: Late ka na naman Pedro! Lagi na lang ganyan! sige tatanungin kita, who is our national hero?

    Pedro: Jose Rizal, ma'am!

    Teacher: Sus! Tsamba lang yan!

    Pedro: Eh ma'am, kilala nyo ba si Karla?

    Teacher: Hindi, bakit?

    Pedro: Kitams! Turo ka ng turo! kabit ng mister mo di mo kilala.
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    Hahahaha. Mga kopal kayo. :hysterical: Buo na araw ko..
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