Joke Time!

**Retz** · March 22nd, 2012 06:40 PM

Ngongo: mukha mu maputi!!
Asawa: hindi maputi and mukha ku
Ngongo: mukha mu maputi!!!
Asawa: di nga maputi ang mukha ko !!
Ngongo: ang abi ko mukha mu mabuti!!!
ANAK NA GISING.....ano ka ba naman nay...
Anak: Nanay, "BUKA MO DAW MABUTI" sabi ni tatay..istorbo naman ohh !!

**EE100shiro** · March 22nd, 2012 07:44 PM

**EE100shiro** · March 22nd, 2012 08:20 PM

Mick Penissi "Delayed Reaction"

**chua_riwap** · March 22nd, 2012 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by Retz

Ngongo: mukha mu maputi!!
Asawa: hindi maputi and mukha ku
Ngongo: mukha mu maputi!!!
Asawa: di nga maputi ang mukha ko !!
Ngongo: ang abi ko mukha mu mabuti!!!
ANAK NA GISING.....ano ka ba naman nay...
Anak: Nanay, "BUKA MO DAW MABUTI" sabi ni tatay..istorbo naman ohh !!

t*ngn*ng yan!

kaya huwag itatabi yung mga anak sa pagtulog.
lalo na kung ngongo si tatay......

**chua_riwap** · March 22nd, 2012 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by EE100shiro

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ayokong pag-aralin anak ko dyan.

"sa'n ba yung anak mo?"
"nasa cantutang..."

:hysterical:

**renzo_d10** · March 22nd, 2012 08:52 PM

too short!

**Ry_Tower** · March 22nd, 2012 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by EE100shiro

Mick Penissi "Delayed Reaction"

Natakot dahil malaki kalaban, kaya ninerbyos. Ayun hinimatay! :hysterical:

**EE100shiro** · March 22nd, 2012 10:37 PM

**xninjax** · March 23rd, 2012 03:35 PM

Superman O Barbie
Dad: (holding two toys, letting his son choose) Si barbie o Superman?
Son: Superman Dad!
Dad: Good! (Then he left.)
Son: Gwapo mo tlaga Superman! Bakat na Bakat!

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