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    #441
    Ngongo: mukha mu maputi!!
    Asawa: hindi maputi and mukha ku
    Ngongo: mukha mu maputi!!!
    Asawa: di nga maputi ang mukha ko !!
    Ngongo: ang abi ko mukha mu mabuti!!!
    ANAK NA GISING.....ano ka ba naman nay...
    Anak: Nanay, "BUKA MO DAW MABUTI" sabi ni tatay..istorbo naman ohh !!

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    #443
    Mick Penissi "Delayed Reaction"




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    #444
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    Ngongo: mukha mu maputi!!
    Asawa: hindi maputi and mukha ku
    Ngongo: mukha mu maputi!!!
    Asawa: di nga maputi ang mukha ko !!
    Ngongo: ang abi ko mukha mu mabuti!!!
    ANAK NA GISING.....ano ka ba naman nay...
    Anak: Nanay, "BUKA MO DAW MABUTI" sabi ni tatay..istorbo naman ohh !!

    t*ngn*ng yan!

    kaya huwag itatabi yung mga anak sa pagtulog.
    lalo na kung ngongo si tatay......

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    #445
    Quote Originally Posted by EE100shiro View Post

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    ayokong pag-aralin anak ko dyan.

    "sa'n ba yung anak mo?"
    "nasa cantutang..."

    :hysterical:

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    #446


    too short!

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    #447
    Quote Originally Posted by EE100shiro View Post
    Mick Penissi "Delayed Reaction"



    Natakot dahil malaki kalaban, kaya ninerbyos. Ayun hinimatay! :hysterical:

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    #448

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    #449
    Superman O Barbie
    Dad: (holding two toys, letting his son choose) Si barbie o Superman?
    Son: Superman Dad!
    Dad: Good! (Then he left.)
    Son: Gwapo mo tlaga Superman! Bakat na Bakat!

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    Paano hahatiin ang 60 pesos sa:
    3 babae
    3 lalake?

    ok po...

    SAMPUKE Ana,
    SAMPUKE Maria,
    SAMPUKE Rea;

    at sa lalake naman...!
    o ten mo.
    o ten niya
    o ten ko!

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