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    akala ko sa pinas na yun eh....

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    Quote Originally Posted by EE100shiro View Post

    haha! tapang nung biker!

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    ^ mas matapang yung lady driver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EE100shiro View Post
    Kung nasa Pilipinas yung babae, baka nagpakamatay na yan sa galit. :hysterical:

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    A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students.The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"

    Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is inthe third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

    Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

    Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
    Boy.: "9".

    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
    Boy.: "36".

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to the third-grade. "

    Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?"


    The principal and Boy. both agree.

    Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
    Boy., after a moment "Legs."

    Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
    Boy.: "Pockets."

    Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
    Boy.: Coconut

    Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
    Boy. was taking charge.Boy.: Bubblegum#:-s

    Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
    Boy.: Shake hands

    Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
    Boy.: Yep.

    Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
    Boy.: Tent

    Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

    The Principal waslooking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

    Boy.: Wedding Ring

    Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When youblow me, you feel good.
    Boy.: Nose

    Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
    Boy.: Arrow

    Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lotof heat and excitement?
    Boy.: Firetruck Razz

    Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand.
    Boy.: Fork Twisted Evil

    Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some menthan on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wifeafter they're married?
    Boy.: SURNAME Laughing

    Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lotsof veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
    Boy.: HEART.Cool Embarassed


    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

    "Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!

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    TOYOTA COROLLA if you keep putting oil in them, they will go FOREVER.



    Last edited by EE100shiro; April 2nd, 2012 at 11:39 PM.

Joke Time!