Joke Time!

[babynos01]

The reason they are not using pencils is that when the pointed tip broke it may fly freely to space and may affect the space gears used by the astronauts

Clearly, you learned about this in 3 Idiots

[renzo_d10]

Clearly, you learned about this in 3 Idiots

All is well.

Long but it was a nice movie.

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[babynos01]

If you want to have ***, dont do it with a teller because she would say "Next Please."
Niether with a lawyer because she would say "I will file a case on you!"
More so with a police woman, because she would say "Your'e under arrest!"











Rather, have *** with an engineer, because "engineers can do it at any ANGLE"

[wezz_zzew]

Dalawang lalaki ang umiinom sa isang bar.

Lalake 1: Pre sandali lang ha, iihi lang ako.

Lalake 2: Ok cge nood lang muna ako ng chicks.

(After 30 minutes ay hindi pa rin bumabalik si Lalake 1 at nag-aalala na si Lalake 2, maya-maya)

Lalake 2: O pare bakit ang tagal mo nakabalik?

Lalake 1: Tanginang malas naman yung nagyari sa C.R.

Lalake 2: Ano nangyari dun?

Lalake 1: Umiihi ako ng may biglang lumapit sa likod ko na malaking lalaki tapos tinutukan ako ng baril. Sinabi, I bblow-job mo ako o babarilin kita.

Lalake 2: Anong ginawa mo?

Lalake 1: Pooocha! Meron ka bang narinig na putok ng baril?

ha,ha,ha,ha,ha

"SPOILED" ^_^