If you want to have ***, dont do it with a teller because she would say "Next Please."
Niether with a lawyer because she would say "I will file a case on you!"
More so with a police woman, because she would say "Your'e under arrest!"
Rather, have *** with an engineer, because "engineers can do it at any ANGLE"![]()
Dalawang lalaki ang umiinom sa isang bar.
Lalake 1: Pre sandali lang ha, iihi lang ako.
Lalake 2: Ok cge nood lang muna ako ng chicks.
(After 30 minutes ay hindi pa rin bumabalik si Lalake 1 at nag-aalala na si Lalake 2, maya-maya)
Lalake 2: O pare bakit ang tagal mo nakabalik?
Lalake 1: Tanginang malas naman yung nagyari sa C.R.
Lalake 2: Ano nangyari dun?
Lalake 1: Umiihi ako ng may biglang lumapit sa likod ko na malaking lalaki tapos tinutukan ako ng baril. Sinabi, I bblow-job mo ako o babarilin kita.
Lalake 2: Anong ginawa mo?
Lalake 1: Pooocha! Meron ka bang narinig na putok ng baril?
ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
"SPOILED" ^_^