Joke Time!

**boybi** · October 10th, 2014 01:35 AM

Originally Posted by Monseratto

Poor donkey...

The donkey have to obey or else it will be beheaded.

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**willyfernando** · October 10th, 2014 02:18 AM

NAKED TRUTH
A naked girl rode on a taxi
'Bakit' asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya
'Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng alang damit?'
Driver: 'Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo':detective:

PEACE BE W/ YOU
Pari nagmimisa: Sino sa inyo ang may kagalit??
Nagtaasan ng kamay lahat pwera sa isang matandang babae
Pari: O, si lola lang ang walang kagalit... ano edad nyo lola??
Lola: 93 anyos.
Pari: Tingnan nyo si lola.. 93 na pero walang kagalit!! Lola bakit wala kayong kagalit?
Lola: PATAY na ang mga DYASKE!!! Grrrr, whizz, pant!:old:

**willyfernando** · October 10th, 2014 02:33 AM

THIS IS A CEILING MURAL IN A SMOKER'S LOUNGE.

WHAT A GRIM REMINDER.

**jick.cejoco** · October 10th, 2014 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by Monseratto

Poor donkey...

They were promised forty virgins. This man has thirty nine more to go;) ;) ;)

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**wezz_zzew** · October 15th, 2014 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by Monseratto

Poor donkey...

The best solution for a 3 minutes quickie. The donkey will neither nag nor complain.

**jick.cejoco** · October 15th, 2014 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by wezz_zzew

The best solution for a 3 minutes quickie. The donkey will neither nag nor complain.

but what if in the 3 minutes quickie the donkey decides to take a dump while this ISIS lover is doing it

**OLDisCOOL** · October 15th, 2014 11:15 PM

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.
He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?

The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S ROBBERY!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy then whispered in her ear: "I study law: I know how to screw people."