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    #3171
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Poor donkey...

    The donkey have to obey or else it will be beheaded.


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    #3172
    NAKED TRUTH
    A naked girl rode on a taxi
    'Bakit' asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya
    'Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng alang damit?'
    Driver: 'Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo':detective:

    PEACE BE W/ YOU
    Pari nagmimisa: Sino sa inyo ang may kagalit??
    Nagtaasan ng kamay lahat pwera sa isang matandang babae
    Pari: O, si lola lang ang walang kagalit... ano edad nyo lola??
    Lola: 93 anyos.
    Pari: Tingnan nyo si lola.. 93 na pero walang kagalit!! Lola bakit wala kayong kagalit?
    Lola: PATAY na ang mga DYASKE!!! Grrrr, whizz, pant!:old:

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    #3173
    THIS IS A CEILING MURAL IN A SMOKER'S LOUNGE.

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    WHAT A GRIM REMINDER.

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    #3174
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Poor donkey...


    They were promised forty virgins. This man has thirty nine more to go;) ;) ;)


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    #3175
    Quote Originally Posted by Monseratto View Post
    Poor donkey...

    The best solution for a 3 minutes quickie. The donkey will neither nag nor complain.

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    #3176
    Quote Originally Posted by wezz_zzew View Post
    The best solution for a 3 minutes quickie. The donkey will neither nag nor complain.



    but what if in the 3 minutes quickie the donkey decides to take a dump while this ISIS lover is doing it

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    #3177
    A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.
    He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
    The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

    All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
    After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?

    The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S ROBBERY!"
    All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
    The guy then whispered in her ear: "I study law: I know how to screw people."

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    #3178
    Don't judge my brother...he is not a book.


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    #3179
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    #3180
    Ilan ang nurse ng jollibee?
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    39 nurse (39ners)

Joke Time!