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    #3271
    Perfect friend to invite to an engagement party...

    Last edited by Monseratto; January 12th, 2015 at 08:21 AM.

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    a husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts,"MYPENIS' and the wife falls on the ground because on the screen it says, error not long enough.

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    #3274
    GLORIA AND MIKEE

    GLORIA:ANAK PAG NAMATAY AKO HINDI R.I.P ANG ILALAGAY MO HA.,.,
    MIKEE:ANU NGAY MAMA?
    GLORIA:ANG GUSTO KUNG ILAGAY MO “JESUS”.
    MIKEE:ANUNG JESUS?
    GLORIA:-JOSEPH -ESTRADA -SEE -YOU -SOON
    MIKEE:WHHHAAAAAAAT?MAS MAGANDA PAG “BAYAN”!
    GLORIA:ANUNG “BAYAN:?
    MIKEE:-BENIGNO -AQUINO -YOU -ARE -NEXT!!!
    GLORIA:WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!111



    Erap speaks to Jojo Binay

    ERAP – Jojo, alam mo marami tayong similarities sa ating mga buhay:

    Naging Mayor ako – naging Mayor ka rin,

    Anak ko naging senador – anak mo naging sinadora rin,

    Asawa ko doctora, asawa mo doctora rin,

    Naging Vice President ako, naging Vice President ka rin.

    Nakulong ako, …….

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    #3276
    Lol haha haha

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    #3277
    Quote Originally Posted by robgowild View Post
    I am so guilty of this :rofl:

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    #3280
    Quote Originally Posted by robgowild View Post
    Bisaya:

    Kumain ka na?


    Bisaya- wala pa




    Sa karaoke bar


    Screen- song, because of you


    Ngongo- mikngos om you
    Last edited by jick.cejoco; January 17th, 2015 at 06:24 AM.

Joke Time!